Ham-to-Ham Combat/Quotes

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Hepcat's Dad: You wanna be treated like a man? Then start acting like one!
Hepcat: I didn't tell you that I quit the football team because I didn't think you'd understand my poetry!
Hepcat's Dad: Again with the car! I work damn hard to put food on the table!
Hepcat: Because I like my friends, Dad! And I don't care if you think they're from the wrong side of the tracks!
Hepcat's Dad: Okay, so I had an affair! Are you going to torture me for the rest of my life over it?
Hepcat: Ricky died in a plane crash, Dad! I'm not... my older... brother!
Hepcat's Dad:' Get the hell out of here!

Hepcat: With pleasure!

Marker-Nicole: Thank you Issac... now, time to die.
'Issac: What?
Marker-Nicole: Yours is the last body we need to be reborn! THE MAKERS MUST BE ABSORBED!!!
Issac: The makers? YOU MEAN ME?! But Stross said we could destroy the Marker!
Marker-Nicole: NOT IF WE CONSUME YOU FIRST!

Issac: GODDAMNIT, I TRUSTED YOU! FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!
—The final boss fight in Dead Space 2

Warboss Gorgutz: I am da 'biggest baddest warboss dere is!
Lord Crull: Gorgutz! The titan is mine! Do you hear? MIIIINE!
Warboss Gorgutz: You'ze a gretchen git! Da titan is mine. I got here first, I control da gate!
Lord Crull: Don't be a fool! Even if you have the titan, you don't know how to operate it!
Warboss Gorgutz: Da titan is worthless to me! Datz why I'm gonna pound it into scrap!
Lord Crull: You can't! The titan Dominatus is one of the GRRREATEST warmachines ever constructed!
Warboss Gorgutz: Wrong ya git! Da greatest warmachine is da ork Waagh! We don't need no damn tinker 'traption to be strong! WE IZ STRONG!! Listen to 'em, screamin' wit' wun voice across da whole planet! WAAAAAGH!!
Orks: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!
Lord Crull: You'll regret this Gorgutz. I swear to you, I'LL RRRIP THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES, AND EEAAT YOUR EEEYES!!! All remaining units... CHAAAARGE THE GAAAATE!!!!
World Eaters: MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN! DEATH TO THE ENEMY!

Heavy: Daw daw daaaw daw, daw daw daw daw-

Duke Nukem: *whistling*

Heavy: I SPY WITH MY LITTUL EYE!

'Duke Nukem: Stop eyeballing me.

Heavy: NO! *Evil Laugh*

Duke Nukem: You're pissing me off.

Heavy: I AM DOOOOK NOOOKCUMB!

Duke Nukem: I hate to kick my own ass, but it's gotta be done! Quit wasting my time!

Heavy: FIGHT ME, COWARD!

Duke Nukem: I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!