Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


NPH: Yeah, I've been craving burgers too. Fur-burgers!
"Hurry! I'm losing wood!"

    • Or Kumar's dream sequence where he imagines dating, having sex with, marrying, and domestically abusing a gigantic bag of marijuana.
      • And their scenes with that ugly tow truck driver guy with the hot wife. "I heard everything you just said."

Harold: Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
Kumar: Ah...yes.
Beat
Harold: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Harold and Kumar get high and walk out the front door of their apartment:

Harold: Hey, we forgot our phones, should we go get them?
(Kumar looks back down the hall and sees they are literally thirty feet away from their room)
Kumar:...Nah, we've come too far.

Kumar: Dad come on I was just-
Kumar's Dad: Daddy is not coming on anything!