Haroohee/Funny
Episode 1
- When Kyon prepares himself to talk to Haruhi (the new girl in class):
Kyon: (narrating) What I knew was for some odd reason, I felt almost compelled to talk to her. |
- At the cafeteria:
Kunikida: This rice tastes like shit! (to Tanighchi) Hey, didn't you date Haruhi before? |
- When Kyon describes Haruhi:
Kyon: (narrating) Straight-A student, she's in every school club available and, ahem, every now and then, you know, she, uh... |
- Kyon talks to Haruhi:
Kyon: So, do you change your hair daily because you're insecure about the way your forehead looks? |
- Taniguchi and Ryoko scare Kyon:
Kunikida: Hey! What' up guys? What's up, guys? |
- "This fucking board eraser is consuming my whole life!"
- Haruhi doesn't like clubs:
Haruhi: It's so boring around here, you know? I'm tempted to jump out a window. |
- Kyon gets paranoid outside:
"So now I'm stuck helping Haruhi with this club of hers. I'd say no, but quite frankly, she scares the crap outta me! |
Episode 1 Redux
- Kyon wins Haruhi's trust:
Haruhi: All right, fuck it, we can be friends. |
- Haruhi's "Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" when showing her club room to Kyon, and him saying "Shut the fuck up!"
- The next part:
Haruhi: I present to you our brand-new, very own club room. It's got.. books! |
- Kyon notes Mikuru being held against her will by Haruhi for the club:
Kyon: Ah! I see you're into the kidnapping business, Haruhi. That's terrifying. ...I like it. |
- Haruhi ends the meeting:
Haruhi: So! Now that we have four people, we can officially begin our crusade to destroy all the bullshit and change the entire world! |
Episode 2
- Haruhi and Mikuru, dressed in Playboy Bunny outfits, are handling pamphlets to students when teachers mistake them as hookers and come in:
Teacher: Suck my DICK! |
- Yuki insisting for Kyon to take her book and him looking dumbfounded beyond belief.
- Haruhi at her computer:
Haruhi: AH! |
- Haruhi screams:
Haruhi: What am I supposed to do without Mikuru? I had this new sexy outfit for her to try on and everything! |
- The quick cuts between Yuki waiting at the park and Kyon reading his book. And then when he realises how long she waited...
- This gem:
Kyon's sister: Hey, Kyon. Where are you going? |
Episode 3
- After thoughts of Yuki and Haruhi together... possibly naked:
Kyon: (holding Yuki's book) Well, book, I am horny. And it's just you and me. |
- Haruhi sure is excited:
Haruhi: The mysterious transfer student is finally here! Excitemeeeeeeeeeeeent! |
- Yuki attemps to play Othello: "King me, bitch."
- Guess who Haruhi fucking found:
Itsuki: Itsuki Koizumi. Pleasure to meet your awkward acquaintance! |
- Itsuki to Kyon: "Oh god, your hand is so smooth! HHGGGNNN!"
- Mikuru trips on the game board:
Mikuru: Sorry, Yuki. I guess we can't continue the game we're playing. Oh no. |
- Kyon intrudes on Mikuru being dressed by Haruhi and, embarrassed, rushes to the exit:
Kyon: She's a girl?! |
- Mikuru to Kyon: "I'm actually A BIG HAIRY MAN. Uh, I mean, I am actually a time traveller who travel through time."
- After a whole bunch of exposition from Mikuru:
Kyon: Could you tell me how old you really are if you are really time travelling? |
Episode 4
- Haruhi complains about her day:
Haruhi: We have a weird transfer student and a total moe character, so why hasn't anything strange happened yet? I asked the Magic 8-Ball if something out of the ordinary would happen today, and it told me to go fuck myself. |
- This bit:
Teacher: Why do I even bother teaching you kids? You're all retarded. |
- While Kyon whacks the door to the club:
Yuki: Stop it. Stop it. The door is unlocked! |
- Haruhi sits at the computer and stares at it...
Haruhi: What am I even doing? |
- In the middle of Yuki and Ryoko's battle;
Kyon: (narrating) You know, I should really be freaked out by all this, but, eh, not as bad as paint huffing. (burps) |
- Later in the showdown:
Kyon: Yuki, are you all right- |
- While Yuki deprograms Ryoko's environment, changing it into a desert filled with sparkles:
Kyon: ...Is it weird if I have a boner right now? |
- After the fight:
Yuki: Um. |
- Taniguchi opens the classroom door:
Taniguchi: What's up? Forgot where the bathroom was, so I'm just gonna poop in here- |
Episode 9
- Right at the beginning:
Itsuki: This trip should keep Haruhi's spirits in a good mood. No more of this closed butthole shit. It's super god dang annoying and my asscheeks hurt! |
Episode 10
- "That is a dead ass mothafucka!"
- "Is he- Is he gonna check his dick for a pulse?"
- The butler "checking" the dead host's signs by slapping the shit out of the dead host, screaming about how much he hates his guts.
- These lines:
Kyon: GodDAMNIT I'm gonna fuck you in the ass, Koizumi! |
- Haruhi doesn't get how dangerous the investigation could be:
Haruhi: Anyway, the apparent murderer, they try to escape, right? I mean, what if they're outside right now, trying to do just that?! |