Have a Nice Death/Quotes

The life of an adventurer is full of the unexpected. For instance, you did not expect to be dead. And now you are.

—Blades of Avernum

"Sylvester Stallone just told me I suck!"

—Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler, Demolition Man

YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD, YOU RETARD!

—I Wanna Be the Guy

No need to fear, all you need to do is restore your game. What do you mean, "Restore WHAT game?"

—Quest for Glory

The perfectly preserved remains of your body will be found by explorers, two thousand years from now. Your mission and your life end here.

—Lone Wolf The Caverns of Kalte

There was a Manhunter from New York
Who once took a walk in the park.
He stepped on a mine
Should have read the sign

Now he's scattered from dusk to dark.

—Manhunter New York

You successfully fall for twenty meters before you hit the bottom. You get a 4.1 from the Russian judge.

—One of many falling deaths from King's Quest III

Flaming debris is not meant to be hugged.

—The online flash game Focus

[Player Name] likes to play in magma.

—Terraria

That's right. You have no head. That darn pool was filled with acid. You obviously can't go on living that way.

—One of the humorous deaths in the VGA remake Space Quest 1 resulting from the use of the smell command