Hawaii Five-0/Quotes
Deadpan Snarker dialogue
Danno: (referring to a suspect being taken away) Careful, she bites. |
Danno: (after Steve drives a motorcycle up some stairs) Hey. I have the number of a therapist I want to give you, okay? Walk up steps like a human. |
Danno: (on the discovery that weapons are being smuggled in pizza boxes) Thick crust, extra bullets. |
Danno: (reacting to Steve and another SEAL speaking in military jargon) If you guys are gonna keep talking like this, maybe we can get a dictionary. |
Danno: (referring to a CIA-trained hired assassin who killed a security agent) Maybe we can hire her to kill herself. |
McGarrett: Take the tie off. No-one on a cruise ship wears a tie. |
Kono: Okay, well, I'm going to go see the kid, see if she knows anything. Because you know, I'm the woman on the team, and you'd probably ask me to do it anyway. |
McGarrett: Law enforcement is Chin's family business. So when he lost his badge, he lost his family. If he wants to wear a badge, he has to be able to deal with things like this. |
McGarrett: When did you take up jogging? |
McGarrett: On this island, there is an easy way to do things and a hard way. With the Kapu, talking to Kawika before we go after Levi and Diego is the easy way. |
Danno: (yelling) Our job is to go after the suspect! Not the victim! Not the previously convicted! The suspect, Ochoa. He deal drugs and he's dangerous. That's what I'm gonna focus on, okay? |
McGarrett: (to an FBI agent mole-suspect who demands to see Five-0's supervisor) I answer to God and to the Governor. None of them will help you. |
McGarrett: (when the team votes out his idea of breaking into the Governor's house) And the rest of you are forgetting that Five-0 is not a democracy, it's a benevolent dictatorship. Got it? |
McGarrett: Now listen, I'll have my phone on me, but don't call me, I'll call you, okay? |
Kono: (about the sound of Max tuning a piano) Sounds like he's torturing a walrus. |
Kono: This room alone is bigger than my whole apartment. |
Kamekona: You come to me to cut you a deal on the wood. That's the best on the island. |
Mary: Big night last night. |
Grace: (amazed by the toys her uncle has brought) Are these for me? |
McGarrett: Victor Hesse is still alive. |
Derek Marcum: Gentlemen, I take it you're part of Honolulu's law enforcement community. |
McGarrett: (teasing Danny in front of his new girlfriend) Danny cares deeply about cultural heritage. |
Drives Like Crazy dialogue
Danno: All right. May 18, 1996. |
McGarrett: Trust me. I know this road. |
Danno: Why are you putting both hands on the wheel? Whenever you put both hands on the wheel, something bad happens and I have to pray. |
Chin Ho: You did pass the HPD pursuit driving test...? |