Heidi, Girl of the Alps/YMMV

    Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.

    • Ear Worm: The OP will stay in your head for decades.
    • Germans Love David Hasselhoff: Or better said, Latin-Americans And Europeans Love Heidi Girl Of The Alps.
    • Moe: Heidi
    • Tear Jerker: Heidi's proggressive fall into despair as she's away from home.