Hell Hotel/Quotes

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Relax, said the nightman
We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like

But you can never leave
The Eagles, "Hotel California"
"Hotel rooms are a naturally creepy place...Just think, how many people have slept in that bed before you? How many of them were sick? How many... died? "
Mike, 1408
"You know, this is the opposite of a love hotel; this is a HATE hotel. I mean, come on, it's not even handicap-accessible!"