Hell Hotel/Quotes
Relax, said the nightman —The Eagles, "Hotel California"
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"Hotel rooms are a naturally creepy place...Just think, how many people have slept in that bed before you? How many of them were sick? How many... died? "
—Mike, 1408
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"You know, this is the opposite of a love hotel; this is a HATE hotel. I mean, come on, it's not even handicap-accessible!"
—Marik on the Oceanside Hotel
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