Hellgate:London/Headscratchers

Loads and loads of loading, and it's NEVER DONE! It'll take all your RAM, VRAM, and then chew up your HD grabbing and raping your virtual memory long after the goddamn map is already loaded. Doesn't matter what your specs are, there ain't no resources this bitch won't hog. Even if you load from a clean boot and shut down all your TSR's, it may lock up just getting you into the game. There's an obvious memory hole, as the game shuts down clean when you forcehack the executable tree, but if you close it from within the application, it's still grinding your system and gobbling CPU and HD until you reboot completely. When it doesn't randomly shit itself, it actually multitasks well and still runs smoothly, but it's still one of the most spastic pieces of software I've ever seen. Those of you making excuses for the Obvious Beta label should be fucking ashamed of yourselves.
- I have never, ever, had ANY of the problems you describe.
That guy who you fought in his head...was he saying "Real men cut their own heads off with sticks"?

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