Her Codename Was Mary Sue/Quotes

When you're in trouble, he will save the day,
He's brave and he's fearless, come what may;
without him, the mission would go astray!
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer!
Without him, life would be much grimmer;
he's handsome, trim, and no one's slimmer,
he will never need a Zimmer!
He's master of the wit, and the repartee
His command of space directives is un-cann-y,
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer!
He's also a fantastic swimmer;
and if you play your cards right,
he just might
drop in one day, for din-ner!

-- Red Dwarf, "Blue"

Bartrand: (After Varric kills three soldiers to reveal him cowering behind them) Oh Varric! Please forgive me, my brother! I was just jealous of you! How could I ever compete with you for Mother's love? (His voice changes to Varric's and the camera pans up to reveal the dwarf recounting his brother's "words") You're strong and handsome and so very smart!

Varric: What?

Cassandra: Why lie about this now? What have you to gain?

Varric: What do you want from me? I broke in, found my brother and it was awkward! Family business!

—Dragon Age II

"Man, that John Smith is awesome. It's like the historical John Smith wrote the screenplay."
The Nostalgia Chick on Pocahontas