Heroes of Might and Magic/YMMV

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  • Awesome Music: The battle theme to the second game is pure awesomeness.
    • One of the things the Heroes of Might and Magic games are known for is their excellent soundtrack.
      • Heroes of Might and Magic IV in particular deserves a mention here. With perhaps one or two exceptions, the entire soundtrack is just amazing.
  • Broken Base: Oh so much.
    • Heroes of Might and Magic IV: an interesting unorthodox take or a Dork Age best forgotten? Heroes of Might and Magic V: a breath of fresh air or a buggy and unoriginal remake of Heroes of Might and Magic III in 3D? Heroes of Might and Magic VI: is it going to be the best or worst installment ever? Ashan: a valiant effort to clean up the Continuity Snarl of the NWC era, or a bland and generic fantasy world? Practically every mention of Ubisoft or Nival is bound to have split opinions among the fanbase. Even the overall well-liked third game gets this occasionally for its Art Shift from the more fairy-talish visuals of the first two games to a Real Is Brown palette.
    • With the release of Heroes of Might and Magic VI, the broken base has been shifted to "Is it irredeemable, or can it become a good game with sufficient patching and feature-adding via expansions?".
  • Complete Monster:
    • Markal. The mind games he plays with Isabel and Zehir are just sickening.
    • Kalibarr of Heroes of Might and Magic IV was extremely evil as well, and tried to kill all living creatures. He used his apprentice to help him gain more power (and to kill him), but he was stopped by him in the end, freeing children he attempted to sacrifice. When it comes to the Heroes of Might and Magic IV, Harke is probably a better example. The guy attempts to assasinate Elwin, and when he fails, brands him a traitor, then forces his lover, Shaera, to marry him, and brainwashes the girl. It's been heavily implied that he even rapes her at one point. When he's exposed, he splits the entire nation and causes a civil war, and in the end, even takes advantege of Elwin's Cruel Mercy. While in prison, he spreads false news of Elwin's death, hoping it will drive Shaera to suicide. He did all that just because he hates Elwin.
  • Demonic Spiders: Phoenixes in Heroes of Might and Magic V. Fast, powerful and a permanent fire shield that damages any unit that attacks it. Even worse, when the stack is destroyed, it resurrects on the spot (because, you know, phoenix).
    • The spell version can be even worse, though without the resurrect part.
    • Ghosts in Heroes of Might and Magic II. Every time a stack of ghosts kills a creature, it adds a ghost to the stack. These are especially difficult early in the game, as a half dozen ghosts can hit a bunch of peasants, kill 20, and suddenly you're up against triple the number of ghosts you started with. Because of Heroes of Might and Magic II's "flying enemies have no movement restriction" mechanic, it was impossible to protect yourself from ghosts. You just had to wait until you had a high level army that could take the ghosts with no casualties.
  • Even Better Sequel: Heroes of Might and Magic II and Heroes of Might and Magic III are often regarded as the pinnacle of the series, and for good reasons.
  • Fanon Discontinuity: Many fans don't want anything to do with the entries that came after Heroes III.
  • Game Breaker:
    • Creatures:
      • The dragons of the first game are much stronger than any of the other uniques of the other factions. Any wizard who can muster enough treasure to support them and secure access to a sulphur mine can storm his way through any other factions armies without too much difficulty. The dragons' dominance continued in Heroes of Might and Magic II, though the titans did provide some resistance, though some speculate that it's not enough. Lampshaded in one of the random rumors you can hear at the tavern: "A Black Dragon will take out a Titan any day of the week." The third game's Armageddon's Blade expansion introduces four neutral dragon units. Each is in a tier of their own and they are obscenely powerful. How powerful? The strongest one, the azure dragon, costs 30000 gold and 20 mercury to recruit from its dwelling. And that's a bargain. Its special ability is to scare its enemies shitless. Usually falls under Awesome but Impractical due to the staggering cost, however.
      • The Necropolis' vampire in every game. The upgraded versions in the third and fifth game as well as the vampire in the fourth game combine decent stats for their tier, the ability to fly/teleport on the battlefield, no enemy retaliation, and the ability to heal and revive their numbers when attacking living units. Although, the vampire's power is just due to the rather bizarre way to balance the Necropolis, where outstandingly strong creatures are "balanced out" with laughably weak ones.
      • Arcane archers in Heroes of Might and Magic V. They are third tier, and so can be acquired easily and early, and have the highest damage of any ranged unit when accounting for their weekly growth. Oh, and they deal full damage even at long range, and take into account only half of the victim's defence. They die quickly, but can do horrendous amounts of damage to much higher tier units before this happens.
      • Genies in the first and second game. Any attack from a stack of genies (even a stack of one) has a chance of halving the target enemy stack's numbers. Mitigated by the fact that genies are exceptionally rare, and don't repopulate every week.
      • Death knights take a similar role in Heroes of Might and Magic V. Usually chances are calculated by comparing the total hitpoints of the involved stacks, but death knights always have a 25% chance. They are even harder to get than genies though.
    • Spells:
      • The Puppetmaster, Blind, and Frenzy spells in Heroes of Might and Magic V (yes, Heroes of Might and Magic V has quite a few gamebreakers). Careful use of these three spells will cripple even the strongest armies.
      • Blind and Berserk pretty much ruined the opposition's day in Heroes of Might and Magic III and Heroes of Might and Magic IV as well.
      • Heroes of Might and Magic V's dark magic in general is pretty damn powerful. Even the first level spell Slow, which reduces the rate enemy units' turns come up, remains effective up to the late-game. Combine the mass version (which targets all enemy units) with the above three spells and your enemies are sitting ducks. All you need to do is stack mass Haste on top of that to complete the Humiliation Conga.
      • Also, the Order magic from Heroes of Might and Magic IV. The aforementioned Blind and Berserk? Level 4 Order spells, but dwarfed by the level 5 Hypnotize, the granddaddy of mind control spells. One should also beware of Forgetfulness, which neutralizes ranged units, Teleport, which is Exactly What It Says on the Tin, and Steal All Enchantments, which removes all status buffs from the enemy and gives them to your own army. Combined with the ranged and spellcasting Order creatures, winning endgame battles without moving a single unit is not only possible, but usual.
      • How about Town Portal in Heroes of Might and Magic II and Heroes of Might and Magic III? It allows you to instantly teleport to any town you own, so not only you can pick the most powerful creatures from each town, but also get the bonuses all grant (increased stats, extra mana, movement, etc, etc). On top of that, it makes the surroundings of all your towns incredibly dangerous places even if there is no one around. Combine with Dimension Door, and there you go, instant doom for anything foolish enough to pop up in the map.
      • Earth Magic itself is a Game Breaker at Expert level in Heroes of Might and Magic III; however, with spells like mass Slow which completely crippled armies, Expert-level Implosion which is the ultimate damage-dealing spell and perma-Resurrection/Animate Dead which, especially when combined with Blind, pretty much meant a good spellcaster would never lose troops in most battles as long as he had mana. Add Town Portal to the mix and one has almost no reason not to take it because it's just that powerful.
      • Heroes of Might and Magic V also has a spell that lets you teleport your army a short distance on the world map. It allows you to bypass any obstacles, including campaign-specific gates that are supposed to shield "invulnerable" enemy cities from your wrath. In the campaigns, this spell can't be learned in mage guilds for precisely this reason. It also takes up half your day's movement, so it can only be cast twice in one turn. Contrast this with Heroes of Might and Magic III, where it took the equivalent of moving one tile.
    • Skills:
      • Ultimate skills in Heroes of Might and Magic V. Sure, they require a very specific skill development and levels out of reach in smaller games... but once you have them, you pretty much won the game, at least most of them. How about guaranteed luck on each and every action (and 25% more damage too)?
      • Training (which allows you to upgrade lower tiered units into higher ones... turning a peasant into an archer into a footman into a priest into a cavalier) for the Haven faction in Heroes of Might and Magic V, before it was put back to slightly less game breaking levels in the expansions. On paper, it doesn't look all that broken, as it costs triple of what the unit normally would... until you realize it's possible to get enough artifacts to reduce the upgrade cost to nothing, giving you the ability to turn all of your peasants into cavaliers for free.
      • The Combat skill tree in Heroes of Might and Magic IV. Particularly the main skill, increasing the Hero's physical defense that it would need at least a dozen top-tier units to challange him/her alone. Add to that the Magic Resistance secondary skill, that grants full immunity against hostile spells and spell-like effects at its highest level. Did I mention there is only one negative status effect (stun) that is not considered magical in nature?
    • Heroes:
      • Deleb, one of the random Inferno heroes in Heroes of Might and Magic V. Her special ability is ridiculously powerful in the early-game and remains useful in the mid and late-game. It got nerfed, but as everyone else she also got more perks for the ballista.
      • Dark elves in Heroes of Might and Magic V can empower spells, increasing damage by expending more mana. Sinitar has the catalyst ability, reducing the magic he spends when empowering a spell. With the right combination of gear and spells, (arcane training, erratic mana and ring of Sar-issus to lower mana costs, Runeforce items, warlock's luck and Rage of the Elements for extra damage), Sinitar can inflict a lot of damage on his opponents with very little cost.
    • Other:
      • The Stronghold faction in Heroes of Might and Magic V has a particularly deadly late-game strategy. One stack of untamed cyclopses + 6 stacks of orc chieftains increasing their initiative (thereby giving them more turns in battle) = Curb Stomp Battle.
      • The 'power of dragons' artifact set in Heroes of Might and Magic V, if completed, provides heroes with a free tier 7 creature every day of the week (most tier 7 creatures are recruitable at a rate of two per week, except for bone dragons and towns with Grail structures), as well as giving tier 7 creatures a significant power boost (plus minor boosts for all other units in your army) and multiple bonuses to a hero's attributes.
      • Dark Messiah was infamous for how kicking enemies into convenient traps/pitfalls became way more effective than anything else.
      • The Conflux faction in Heroes of Might and Magic III is really overpowered. So much so that it is banned from official tournaments! In fairness to the Conflux, it was assembled quickly to replace the Forge when fans demanded that it be changed. If it had a bit more time, then maybe it wouldn't have been so game breaking.
      • All those examples pale in comparison with the "Cloak of the Undead King" artifact in The Shadow of Death. Yes, it needs several artifacts assembled to begin with, but allows a hero with the Necromancy skill to raise, instead of Skeletons, Walking Deads, Wights or even Liches, a level 5 shooter.
  • Germans Love David Hasselhoff:
    • Heroes of Might and Magic III is one of the most popular games in Russia.
    • Heroes of Might and Magic V seems to have a cult following in China, with a separate MMORPG based on it released, including a Chinese-esque faction.
  • Goddamned Bats:
    • Ghosts in Heroes of Might and Magic V are incredibly annoying. They're not that tough, but they have a 50% chance of avoiding any non-magical damage. A pretty big issue early on, when your heroes probably don't have any potent attack spells.
    • Most factions have some sort of Goddamned Bats too, if not as bad as the ghost. For instance, pixies and cerberi, which move fast, act often and strike multiple targets that can't strike back. Or the assassin, which can decimate any valuable stack with their poison. Magic users dread the magnetic golem, which is not only immune to pretty much anything, but they even heal from damage spells and protect allies from area spells. Their annoyance factor declines in larger battles but they are dreaded as neutral monsters you want to deal with without taking too many losses.
  • Good Bad Bugs: The Sacrifice spell in Heroes of Might and Magic III is reasonably rare and does not look too hot on paper (kill your own unit to heal damage to another). Fine. However, there is a bug that means that you can kill any unit to heal your own, including enemy units.
    • Another one in Heroes of Might and Magic III was that a hero with the Tactics skill (that lets you arrange your units before battle) and a stack of cyclopses coud get a free shot at an enemy town's towers or walls in the Tactics phase.
  • Growing the Beard: While the fifth game and its first expansion suffered from lackluster storytelling, Tribes of the East featured better writing, a new level of strategy thanks to alternate upgrades, another new town, and several other tweaks to the gameplay. It also didn't hurt that Tribes of the East was a stand-alone product.
  • Magnificent Bastard: Sandro in The Shadow of Death. He manages to trick heroes into giving him powerful artifacts, kill all of his competitors, creates a comfortable position for himself as The Man Behind the Man to his puppet king Finneas Vilmar, and nearly conquers the world. Even when his first attempt at world conquest is thwarted, he still singlehandedly lays the foundations of the Restoration Wars. Near the end, his title is stolen from him by his "puppet" king. Vilmar tricks Sandro into attacking an innocent Deyjan lord, giving Vilmar an excuse to imprison him and then take all of the credit for Sandro's plans to conquer Erathia.
    • Vilmar, however, botchers it when he proves to be too incompetent to rule the necromancers without Sandro to tell him what to do. Sandro, on the other hand, shows to be quite a Karma Houdini, like the best Magnificent Bastards out there, paying for his crimes with just a bit of jail time. However, he seems to get a bit of a change of heart. He keeps being evil, but in Might and Magic VIII, he seems to become the leader of the Necromancers Guild of Jadame and proves to be an effective protector of the necromancer's right to study dark magic. His motives once in the world of Axeoth are unknown, but his hero description points that it probably orbits around recovering the power he had on Colony.
      • To be fair to Vilmar, the necromancer campaign in the third game gives no indication that he was a lousy king. True, he wasn't capable matching Catherine Ironfist's tactical prowess, but since she's established as a brilliant commander, there's no shame in that. He only makes one really stupid mistake: reviving King Gryphonheart as a powerful lich in the hopes that this lich could defeat Catherine. The Gryphonheart lich immediately kills Vilmar and seizes power for himself.
      • Sadly (if you happen to be one of his fans), if the Sandro mentioned in the fifth game is the same Sandro from previous games, then he was Killed Off for Real in the game's backstory. His apprentice Markal, though he does a good job manipulating Isabel in his bid to take over the Griffin Empire, is too much of a Complete Monster to be a Magnificent Bastard.
  • Narm Charm: Heroes of Might and Magic I had some pretty silly looking creatures, but some of the sound effects, such as the druids and turret sounding like TIE Fighters, and the peasants' monotone "Ah!" when they get hit just take the cake.
  • The Scrappy: The fact that Celestial Heavens has "The Queen Isabel Kicking Game" is proof that she's considered the Scrappy. And she's the main character of the fifth game's saga to boot.
  • Special Effect Failure: Emilia's neck at 1:31 in the intro of the fourth game.
  • Squick: Thralsai, leader of the dark elf Soul Scar clan in Hammers of Fate has a line that wouldn't sound strange coming from one of the dark eldar:

Thralsai: I feel the urge to celebrate. Fetch me a slave, a fresh one. And towels for the blood.

  • Strangled by the Red String: Raelag and Isabel in Hammers of Fate. Especially egregious considering that Raelag murdered Isabel's husband Nicolai in the main game. The awkwardness of this pairing probably contributed to Raelag being written out of the story in Tribes of the East.
  • They Changed It, Now It Sucks: Part of the reason the fourth game wasn't so well received was because it completely retooled everything in the series. Combat, unit production, and hero development were all changed. Oh, and it blew up the previous games' setting. The fifth game saw a return to the third's style of gameplay... and was promptly criticized for removing the few changes that were well received in the fourth, such as caravans (these returned in the expansions).
    • The A.I. was absolutely atrocious. Often, it would not have even fully explored its home area by the endgame, and you would often find the mass graves of dead heroes who kept futilely attacking the same powerful neutral stack. The worst? There is chance that you will find the hero you need to kill already dead. This is reason why people at Gamefaqs add instant win cheats in the walkthrough... you might need it.
      • Speaking of the A.I., check here if you want a laugh.