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• The Bannus's World of Cardboard Speech at the end:

"Orm Pender, you cheated me twice, once when you made yourself a Reigner and once when you exiled Martellian. By your cheating you gave yourself an illegal thousand years as Reigner One. It has pleased me very much to cheat you in return. I waited those thousand years, until someone with sufficient Reigner blood was near enough to restore me my full power. I knew this was a statistical probability. As soon as your seals were removed, I spread my field along every communication line and through every portal to the House of Balance, and I brought you here to die. I want you to know that every one of my six hundred and ninety-seven plans of action was designed to end in your death. And your death now comes."