Hey Joel

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.

Hey Joel was an animated sitcom that aired on VH-1 in 2003. The plot revolved around Joel Stein, a talk show host who was only interested in talking about himself. Supporting characters included his producer Michele and production assistant Kevin. Celebrities often appeared on the show, and often played important roles in the plots, but never actually had their voice provided by the actual person.

Tropes used in Hey Joel include:

Joel: "How's your crotch, that I made sore?...With my violence ballet I mean."

Michele: Oh god, why do I always sleep with my friends?
Joel: Maybe you just want to take your friendship to the next level.
Michele: Some friendships are already at the perfect level.

  • Show Within a Show: "3 Minutes With Joel".
  • Split-Screen Phone Call: In episode 2.
  • The Tease: Michele sometimes uses Joel's crush on her to manipulate him. A perfect example would be when she wanted to prove she could book a Rolling Stone, she told Joel the breasts he'd grown as a side effect from a bulk up powder, were sexy, because Bill Wyman would do the show if he thought Joel was a young girl.
  • Those Two Guys: The mail room guys.
  • Three Amigos: Joel, Kevin and Michele.
  • Vanity Is Feminine: Joel. He has a pink hand mirror and is once described by Debbie Gibson as "someone who seems gay, but isn't."
  • Lolicon: Bill Wyman

"Rainbows and ponies? She sounds like a complex and fascinating woman."

  • My Eyes Are Up Here: A bulk-up powder causes Joel to grow a pair of breasts in one episode. During his show Bill Wyman won't stop staring at his chest, prompting him to say this. There's also a song about it earlier in the episode.

When none of the guys
Will look you in the eyes
That's when you realize
Your chest has grown in size
When all your friends suggest
A wet T-shirt contest
It's not that hard to guess
They just wanna see your breasts
When you become the dude
Whose mammaries protrude
Men can be so rude
Cause there all picturing you nude
They'll never let you be
Once you're a double D
What's a busty lad supposed to do?