Hocus Pocus (film)/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


BLAAAAHHHHH!!

  • "I mean she really hurt my feelings! She doesn't even know me!"
    • "She's just jealous."
  • "Aaah! Burning rain of death!"
  • "This is ICE!"
  • This exchange when the sisters are at the "master's" house:

"Master": (referring to his wife) I want you to meet the little woman.
Winifred: He has a little woman!
Mary: Sounds tasty.

  • Max uses a "learn to speak French" tape to lure the witches into the oven. When they escape, Winnie quotes it. "Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, je veux mon livre."
  • "I AM CALM!!"
  • This is one most viewers don't realize until they take a better look at the scene. After realizing Max's "burning rain of death" is just ordinary water, the sisters decide to chase after him to get the book back. The background music being played sounds like an epic chase theme... and it's just the three of them hurrying out the front door.
  • Sarah: "What a pretty spider..." *MUNCH*