Hogwarts Houses Divided/Funny

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  • "Did we just get slagged off by a hat?"
  • "Best! Song! Ever!"
  • How Violet convinces the Slytherins to meet with the other houses.

"There will be ice cream," Violet said, very seriously.

  • The Wand Alarms from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, which causes a wand to shout "HELP! HELP! I'M BEING STOLEN!" if anyone but its owner touches it -- and which, of course, turn out to be no help at all because they're accidentally set off so many times that when a wand is stolen everybody just thinks it's another false alarm.
  • "You... you entombed your missus... here in the dungeons?"
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