Hollywood Homely/Quotes
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"We sure are cute for two ugly people."
—The Moldy Peaches, "Anyone Else But You".
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"Oh my god he's got glasses!"
—The Nostalgia Chick, on the horrifying geek date in Teen Witch
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"A doctor walks down a corridor. She's a lady doctor, and pretty obviously hotter than any doctor you've ever had in your life. But, look at her! She's got big glasses! And her hair is in a tightly braided ponytail! She can't be hot!"
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"Five minutes into the film, I relaxed, knowing it was set in the real world, and not in the Hollywood alternative universe where Julia Roberts can't get a date."
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"Even the compulsory ugly one is, should you ever meet him in the flesh, actually the handsomest person you would ever see in your life. The same way American movies always cast a stunningly beautiful girl to play an ugly girl, and then give her one eyebrow, fluffy hair and glasses."
—Addition
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Leonardo: Take the ugly one! —Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
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