Holodeck Malfunction/Quotes

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"Oh, no! It's finally happened! They've disappeared into the simulation! Trapped! As my favorite sci-fi scenarios have foretold!"
Dr Disaster, Gunnerkrigg Court

Moriarty: Right-o gents, it's another simulation gone mad, so, murder and mayhem, standard procedure.
Evil Lincoln: Real holographic simulated Evil Lincoln is back!
[History's Greatest Villains chase Kif and Amy out of the holo-shed, onto the ship's bridge.]
Kif: The holo-shed's on the fritz again! The characters turned real!

Zap Brannigan: Damn! The last time that happened, I got slapped with three paternity suits.