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  • McGurk telling Fenton to shut up after he begins screaming at his mother, again, and then ordering him to apologize to her and everyone else at his birthday party for being such a demanding brat.
  • Melissa getting out of the Fairy Princesses by staging an explosion with the same crap they've been trying to get her to sell at the mall.
  • Brendon finally gets enough of his dad's girlfriend's bitching in the Halloween episode. "You know what!? Knock knock!" "Who's there!?" "FUCK YOU!"
  • Don't forget when Melissa conquers her fear of water and saves McGuirk from drowning.
    • When Brendon finds out that Octovio's Canadian, he quickly says "Alright, there's the door."
  • McGuirk's anger has been getting the best of him lately, so the principal orders that he take anger management or be fired. At the kids soccer game, McGuirk's team is losing, and one of the dads lets him have it. McGuirk takes the whole thing in stride, while Brendon and Melissa try to tell him that that dad is talking to him. Eventually, after the game the principal talks to McGuirk and congratulates him for handling his anger. The dad leaves the game in his car, and hey, who's that in my rear view mirror?
  • "Spaghetti Time."
  • This courtroom exchange:

Brendon: "I have learned absolutely nothing. Good day."
Judge: "Now, Brendon-"
Brendon: "I BELIEVE I SAID 'GOOD DAY'!"