Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey/Funny

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Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey

Chance: I'll give him the old puppy-eyed look. (whimpering)
Chef: Sorry fella, it's not for dogs. (some meatballs fall off the table)
Chance: Flying meat! (eating the meatballs) Ahh! Hot! Hot!

  • Chance sniffing the fat chef's butt (including closeup).

"Must be someone new. I never forget a face."

  • Chance chasing chickens:

Chance: Hallelujah, I've died and gone to Kentucky!
Later...
Chance: Hey, which one of you are regular and which ones are extra crispy?

    • He also chased a cornered duck.

Chance: Hey hey, come on, I'm not gonna hurt you I just wanna chew on your neck.

    • He later gets chased off by a turkey, unsure of what it is.

Chance: Oh, don't let him eat me! I swear I'll never eat a McNugget again!

  • While sleeping in the forest.

(wings flapping, Chance raises his head)
Shadow: (annoyed) Now what?
Chance: (voice shaking) There's something out there.
Sassy: (trying to scare Chance) Ooooooooooooohhhh!
Shadow: Enough Sassy! Now sleep!

Chance: Hey! Remember hot dogs?
Shadow: Oh yeah, never much cared for the name though...
Chance: Well... I didn't think they were made of actual dogs...
Shadow: I didn't think they were made of actual meat.

  • While trying to escape a cougar:

Chance: I'm such a wimp! I'm running from a cat!
Shadow: I won't tell if you won't!
Chance: 'Course, this is no ordinary housecat. This is, like, Arnold Schwarzenkitty!

  • This too:

Guard: Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty.
Sassy: "Here kitty kitty kitty." Not in your life, chubby.

Guard: Here kitty kittty. Here, kitty. SCAT! Here, kitty kitty kitty.

Sassy: No, dummy dummy dummy dummy.

Guard: [walking away] Stupid cat!

Sassy: Hmmm! What a bozo.

    • Later, when Sassy gets him to chase her:

Sassy: Alright, this way, Thunder Butt!

  • Chance's confession.

Chance: Okay, okay, I'll talk! I left a gift on the carpet. I let Sassy take the heat for when I unrolled the toilet paper all over the house. I stole underwear on three occasions! [the vet yanks a quill out of his face] Okay, okay, four, four!

Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco

Shadow: [about Chance] You know you miss him.
Sassy: Okay, fine! I miss his stupid jokes, and his stupid face, and his stupid... stupidness!
Shadow: Oh, Sassy, stop it.
Sassy: And I'm stupidly starting to worry about him!

  • Also, after Chance and Bando (Delilah's wannabe boyfriend) argue over her:

Riley: Enough! Bando, knock it off!
Bando: (humbly) Sorry, Riley. I wasn't trying to start nothing. I'm done. I'm done. (under his breath) Stupid lost dog, trying to steal my woman. Homewrecker!

  • Chance terrified of the shadows in the alley.

Chance: Uh guys, they're big, they're huge, they're coming to get me!