Horse of a Different Color/Quotes

CUT TO POCAHONTAS SHOWING JUGHEAD HOW TO RIDE A HORSE. IT'S NOT REALLY A HORSE, THOUGH. IT'S AN ALIEN HORSE LIKE THING. BUT NOT AN ACTUAL HORSE. LOOK, IT'S GOT MORE LEGS THAN AN EARTH HORSE. AND IT'S GOT THESE ANTENNAE TYPE THINGS. DEFINITELY NOT A HORSE.
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OKAY, IT'S A HORSE.

—Avatar: The Metacontextual Edition

Stupid freakin' horse!

—Raocow on the subject of Yoshi, frequently

Tim: Sure, because riding a motorcycle looks cool and all, but

Tony: But nobody messes with a man riding an elephant.

—NCIS

"Now I'm not saying that horses are without their uses. They can get a move on and if worse comes to worse one can feed a platoon for a week. Thing is though, once the slugs and lasbolts start flashing about being on a horse ain't that much use. On Kashann though we have hunting lizards. They have a hide thick as a flak vest and a bite that'll take your arm off. Now you tell me, if you were going to ride into a battle, what would you rather be on?"

—Troop Sergeant Uriens Quist of the 3rd Kashann Xeno Riders, GW Chapter Approved — Creature Feature #9

Raptor Riders - Fearless beastmasters
Raptor Riders - Dressed in steel and bones.

—Raptor Riders by Ültra Raptör