Hot Wheels Battle Force 5/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • When Spinner tried driving the Buster Tank

Sherman: The clutch, use the clutch!
Kalus:The clutch you fool!

    • Not to mention when Spinner pointed out a major flaw in Zemerik's data storage warehouses:

Spinner: Your cooling fans are too small. Do you want your warehouses to overheat, all your data to go "poof" into thin air?
(Beat)
Zug: The organic makes good point.

Zemerik: Very well, what do you need?
Spinner: For starters, I'll need some 'za.
Zemerik: Define "za".
Spinner: Pizza, you know, round pieces of baked dough, with tomato sauce, cheese, pepperoni, and hot peppers!
Zemerik: Zug, have the Sark factories produce some 'za!
Zug: Yes, Lord Zemerik.
Spinner: And a beanbag chair.
Zemerik: A what?
Spinner: A little bag with beans in it. It's really comfy. This seat is killing me!
Zug: Zug will order factories to produce beanbag chair.
Spinner: And last but not least, I'll need a personal cloaking device.

Zug: Zug will order factories to produce personal cloaking dev--

Zemerik: FOOL! He'll use it to escape!

  • There's also this priceless gem from the episode, "My Man Zug":

Zug: Lord Zemerik, Zug test Master's hypershock-baton!
<Zaps one Zurk, which falls to pieces, then another...>
<Points it at himself>

Zug: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!

<Collapses onto the floor>

Zug: Working well!

  • Almost the whole episode of Battleship 5. First, any screen involving Sir Fluffalot. Second, Kalus issues with water and is teased by Stanford while seasick to the point where the poor kitty puke non-stop. And playing pirates, ninja style.
  • A blink and you'll miss it moment from "Sol Survivor." As Vert, Zoom, and Sol chase Kytren back to his respawn chamber, they pass through the arctic battle zone from a previous episode. And the giant beast from said episode is still playing with the vehicles that belong to Zemerik and Zug.
    • That, or they got caught again!