Housepets/Quotes

"Graaaaaape!"

—Peanut Butter Sandwich, Housepets

King: Cram it, you old bird. I don't even know what you're trying to teach me anymore. Humility? Empathy? Do you even care? I haven't learned either.

Pete: King, most changes don't happen in one magical night. They don't happen in a month's time, nor do they end so cleanly as the stories would have you believe.

Peanut as Spot: Awesome as charged.

Keene Milton: Theme Park World is the only theme park where the theme is theme parks.

Peanut: GET THE THIIIIING!