How to Be a Serial Killer/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • The entire self-help seminar part, but especially when he's demonstrating different weapons with a Slasher Smile and hamtastic voice.
  • Following a murder, Mike and Bart take the victim's dog to an animal shelter:

Mike: You alright, Bart?
Bart: Yeah.
Mike: Good. Can't tell with you sometimes.
Bart: Nah, I'm having tons of fun.

    • Made all the better that the last line is delivered completely deadpan.
  • 'I'm not a Doubting Thomas!'
  • The entire 'How fucked are we?' conversation.
  • 'Did he just call his dog a cunt?'