I know what it means to freeze to death
To lose a little life with every breath
To say goodbye to life on Earth
To come around again
Lord have mercy on the frozen man
—James Taylor, "The Frozen Man"
We love our little Johnny
He's the best little boy in all the world
And we wouldn't trade him for anything
That's how much we love him.
No, we couldn't live without him
So that's why, since he died,
We keep him safe in our G.E. freezer.
He's so good, so well-behaved,
Even better than before;
Oh, such a wonderful kid he is.
Alice and me, we'll never be lonely,
Never miss our little Johnny,
He'll never grow up and leave us
Little Inmate: Hey, how come you just didn't get frozen? How come you didn't get frozen like Demolition Man? Wesley Snipes: Well, it was a picture. It was a movie I was making, and uh, I- Little Inmate: Maaaaaan, if I could get frozen like y', I'd come back in the year 2322! Cars be flyin'. You stupid, Wesley. You and Stallone should of got frozen like you did in that movie, come out, and beat up the cops 'cuz they don't know nothing 'bout what you do. You should of got frozen and came back when there's no such thing as taxes!
Big Inmate: I'da waited 'till the statute of limitations was up on the tax crap, Wesley... he's right! You i- you is stupid!
