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• My favorite quote thus far: "I made food! I'm MAGICAL!"
  • " YAAAY THE GROUND IS ALL WEIRD! I'M A DOG!!! :D"
  • "Eeeeeeee..."
• This, too:

Allie, After Being Heavily Sedated: But moun - I can roun arcoss the porp. I can do it! I can go to the partney! Allie's Mother: No you can't. Allie: I can! I can! I CAN!!! Allie's Mother: Look at you. You can't even walk. You can't form a coherent sentence. Allie: I CAN ROUN ARCOSS THE PARP!!! I CAN GO TO THE PARPY!!!

• Simple Dog from "Dogs don't understand simple concepts like moving" thinking her legs have vanished when Allie puts boots on her feet.
• "I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I'm a bird!"
  • "Guess what I am?"
• "Imagine, for a second, that you are peacefully slumbering after a nice day of bonding with your young daughter - who you think is playing peacefully out in the yard. You are warm and comfortable and feeling secure about your life. And then you are abruptly woken up by this."
• HE IS DRAWING ON ME WITH A PEN.
• Her letter to her uterus.
• THE ISLAND WAS ON FIRE.
• Let's not forget this gem, shall we:

"Do you hear that?" "Hear what?" "It sounds like robots having sex" "I am not familiar with that sound"

• "Liberty Mutual: It makes a lot more sense than this picture."
• The best way to deal with close talkers.