ICarly/Funny
Season 1
- iPilot:
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Carly: Sam.. THAT'S TWENTY-SEVEN THOUSAND! * Sam falls off chair* |
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- iWant More Viewers: PEE ON CARL
- Additionally, the cop who brings Spencer back to the apartment is named Carl.
- iDream of Dance: Sam, during her dream:
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Sam: (while dancing with a group of other students to Miss Brigs playing the bagpipes) Who choreographed this?! |
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- iSpy a Mean Teacher: Freddie's giant plastic piece of pie.
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Sam: (holds up a large plastic fork) Hey look, it even comes with a giant fork! |
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- Carly and Freddie are trapped in the teacher's closet.
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Carly: We're in a very serious situation here, Freddie. This is no time to bust a move! |
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- iWill Date Freddie:
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Mrs. Benson: "You won't get respect if your back's not erect!". |
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- iPromise Not To Tell: Spencer's casual attempts to turn on his new lamp while speaking with Carly
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Spencer: "What?-Lamp?-What? |
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- Not to mention when Carly and Spencer are both screaming "RAMPU!" at the lamp, Freddie comes in, sees what they're doing, looks at the camera, and sloooowly backs out...
- iHatch Chicks: Sam and Cary hear one of the missing chicks in the drain, and they flip a light-switch. Buuut it turns out to be the garbage-disposal instead. The good news was the chick was in a pipe, not the garbage disposal, but Carly's scream made it hilarious.
- Also this exchange...
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Carly: What's the temperature in here? |
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- iStakeOut: "WATCH ME SPANK YOUR DADDY!"
- iWin A Date:
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Gibby: I'm all Gibby. And you know what that means? |
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Season 2
- iSaw Him First:
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Carly: "I have a date with Shane tonight!" |
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- Sam's hilarious tirade after being given a 526-dollar tip by an adult hired by Carly and Freddie in iOwe You. Admit it, watching a 15 year old girl crazily dancing on top of the counter, showing other customers her tip before stuffing her face with their fries, eating chili directly on the pot and sticking a plunger right onto her boss's face before dancing out of the door made you laugh out loud.
- iStage An Intervention has one for Carly/Spencer and one for Sam.
- Sam delivering a rant against the audience of the Video Game Channel.
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Sam: "Stop watching the Video Game Channel, you big bunch of losers; you're wasting your lives! Get a job, kiss a girl, do something!" (turns to reporter) "...No offense." |
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- Carly confronting Spencer about his Pak-Rat addiction.
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Carly: (hoses Spencer) "What about the labradoodle sculpture for that important doctor guy!?" |
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- And at the very end of the episode:
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Spencer: Carly? Carls? Hey? |
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- Near the end of iChristmas:
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Carly: "Thank you, Mitch." |
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- In iTwins, this exchange.
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Melanie: "Maybe Sam hates you." |
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- In iFight Shelby Marx, Spencer suffers from short-term memory loss. As a result, he asks the same questions over and over, until Carly gets fed up with it.
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Spencer: "So how was school today?" |
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- Another one of his side effects is uncontrollable muscle spasms. He ends up flinging a full tub of popcorn out of Gibby's hands TWICE ("Not cool, man") and slapping Shelby Marx.
- In iFight Shelby Marx, Freddie locks Nevel in the ring after the match.
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Nevel: Ok, Freddie, I'm not scared of you. |
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- And when Shelby has a spolight fixed on her:
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Shelby: Hi, Nevel. |
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- In iRocked the Vote, after Wade Collins explains that he needed the prize money for his mother, who is sick in the hospital.
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Carly: "Aww! His mother needs surgery..." |
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- And after Spencer gives back the yo-yo he was playing with, only with the two plastic sides broken off...
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"I think someone broke your yo-yo." |
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- Kelly Cooper: Terrible Movie.
- iPie: This exchange when Spencer is trying to get a pie recipe:
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Trudy: How about we move this party to the couch? |
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- Sam:(flatly) Oh my god, a bear ate Freddie (actually in a bear costume). Bad bear! (hits Freddie with an umbrella)
- Freddie: Never do that again!
- Sam: You're not the boss of me. (hits Freddie AGAIN with the umbrella)
Season 3
- iThink They Kissed: Freddy managed to pin Carly to the ground.
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Carly: Whoa! When did you get so strong? |
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- iCook: Carly getting absolutely belted with a pillow so hard it split the cover.
- Also, Spencer and Nug-Nug finally meeting in the Groovy Smoothie, complete with slow motion hug.
- Carly: Where are the meatballs?
Sam: Right about here (pats stomach), being dissolved by my stomach acid.
- Carly: Where are the meatballs?
- Also, Spencer and Nug-Nug finally meeting in the Groovy Smoothie, complete with slow motion hug.
- iSpeedDate: Spencer tries to give Carly The Talk.
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Spencer: "Come here, we need to talk." |
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- Also in iSpeedDate:
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Freddie: "Girls who are rude to me don't get a bag of bacon." (holds up bacon) |
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- In iFind Lewbert's Lost Love, Carly tries to tell Marta that perhaps it won't work between her and Lewbert. Marta knows exactly what's going on.
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Marta: "You want me out of the picture so you can have Lewbert for yourself!" |
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- Don't forget the freak-out Lewbert had when he saw Marta, which is a CMOF funny of its own because its so far over the top especially with the dual flare guns...
- iSaved Your Life: Everything Mrs. Benson says, included but not limited to:
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Mrs. Benson: (About the flowers Carly brought over for Freddie) "I soaked them in bleach and pounded them with a mallet." |
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- iWas A Pageant Girl: The dress removal scene.
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Carly: "And thanks for being gentle!" |
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- Also:
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Sam * after taking the dress* "I feel hot!" |
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- iEnrage Gibby: Freddie trying to talk to Gibby.
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(Gibby smacks Freddie's coffee out of his hands) |
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- All of Spencer's subplot, where he takes advantage of his "death".
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Veronica: I just wish I could hold him one more time... |
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- The climax to the Spencer/Mrs. Gibson sub-plot in iFix A Popstar. Both of them start seeing relatives in them (Spencer sees Gibby, Mrs. Gibson sees Carly), they both freak out. And it's hilarious.
- iBloop: When Drake Bell enters in character as Drake Parker.
- iBelieve In Bigfoot: The squirrel "wrestling" scene.
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Carly: "I see some trees, some bushes... and oh, two squirrels wrestling." |
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- Then later:
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Spencer: "Hey, did you see those squirrels?" |
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- iBeat The Heat: Oh, Spencer.
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Spencer: (as fast as humanely possible) It is a fifteen kilowatt liquid propane generator with a nine hundred and ninety-three cc pro-guard thirty-five horsepower v-twin engine yeah I said all that. |
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- This exchange:
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Mrs. Benson: "When the temperature gets too high, the elderly will start to die!" |
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- Carly, realizing that there are way too many people in their apartment, loudly asks for just a few people to leave. As she opens the door, at least fifteen more people come running in the apartment.
Season 4
- iGot a Hot Room: Upon hearing his great-grandmother's watch was insured for $82,000, Spencer's pants drop by themselves, for no particular reason.
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Accountant: (deadpan) "Look down." |
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- The Fire Chief's reaction to Spencer introducing himself
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Fireman: "Yeah. We know who you are." |
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- Spencer telling Sam & Freddie to move out of his way as he runs upstairs when Carly screams her room's on fire, and then as they follow him up, he turns & runs back down the stairs, screaming at Sam & Freddie to move out his way, before sprinting across the apartment & running out of the door, closing it on Sam, Carly & Freddie before they can reach the door.
- After Carly's room has been rebuilt
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Freddie: You got your room back. |
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- iSam's Mom: Carly completely freaks out when being trapped in a very tiny room with Sam and her mom at the family therapist's office. Sam and her mom manage to have a touching reconciliation while Carly is crawling over the place, bleating like a goat!!
- This gem, as well:
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Spencer: Stairs! Stairs! Stairs! |
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- iGet Pranky: Spencer's pranking montage was just hilarious.
- At one point, he wiggles his butt around in an elderly couple's face.
- iStart a Fan War...pretty much any scene with Spencer and Aspartamay. Like this one:
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Aspartamay: You have the breath of a dastardly goat with infected gums. |
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- Almost everything in iPity The Nevel that was supposed to be funny had me smiling, from the egg-shooter, to Moonlight Twi-Blood, to the "Drink From The Shoe" part.
- The second scene of iOMG was amusing, too.
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Sam: Well at least you learned something. |
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- The Old Spice parody. Complete with Gibby as The Man Your Man Could Smell Like!
- iParty With Victorious: Spencer in Kenan Thompson's hot tub and Sikowitz from Victorious scaring the living crap out of him when he pops out from under the water yelling. Also a still in shock Spencer's incoherent speech afterwards.
- Everything with Mona, Spencer's ex-girlfriend. Mona is still broken up over him shattering her heart...and her leg.
- "Random Humiliation!"
- After Freddie says he just realized something, Gibby says so did he and that there are no yellow foods. The others start naming yellow foods, which is funny enough. But then Gibby starts naming yellow foods. It's much funnier in context...
- During the Leave It All To Me/Make It Shine mash-up, Kenan just bursts into the room & "sings" the "'Cause I'm telling you just I feel" line from Leave It All To Me & swiftly exits the way he came. What really makes it, however, is the dumbfounded looks on the iCarly crew's faces afterwards.
Season 6
- in iApril Fools, the repeated running gag of characters being hit in the head with stop signs.
Tie-in Merchandise
- The show's original soundtrack is worth a mention, since it also has tie-ins with several Season 1 episodes. The four main characters simulate being DJs throughout the disc, inserting intermissions between tracks. It seems all of them are in incredibly snarky moods (emphasis on the girls) while doing their dialogues.
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Freddie: Let's play an improv game. You start by saying one word, and we just keep going until it turns into a story. Sound fun? |
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Sam: Hey, check out what I bought today. |
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- Michelle Obama winning a bag of nuts and bolts.
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Michelle: Yes, now I can finally finish building that robot! |
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General/Unsorted
- In this video, Victoria Justice is driving around with the iCarly gang. Freddie mentions she's in Victorious, and then tells her that she looks a lot like Shelby Marx. She responds, "Yeah, I get that a lot."