I Am Not Shazam/Quotes

"Lisa cannot decide which is more embarrassing: Bart shooting popcorn out of his nose at screen/Homer loudly asking which character is Pride and which one is Prejudice."

—The Lisa Simpson Book

"Cool! This is the part where Jaws eats the boat!"

"This is where Die Hard jumps through the window!"

"This is where Wall Street gets arrested!"

—Bart Simpson.

"Now, a lot of you are [probably] asking, Link, if your games are all about you, why are they all called 'Zelda'? Well, there's a perfectly logical explanation for this... I have no backbone."

—Link, Zelda Comic

"Hello my name is Twilight and I am a Dracula."

—This guy

"The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think... oh by the way, which one's Pink?"

—Pink Floyd, "Have A Cigar"

Yeah my name is Link, man,
I'm more well known than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda?

THAT'S A F**KING GIRL'S NAME!

—Smosh, The Legend of Zelda Rap