I Call It "Vera"/Quotes
[Jayne walks menacingly towards Mal with a large gun.] —Firefly, "Our Mrs. Reynolds"
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Xander: Yeah, great knife. Although I think it may technically be a sword. —Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Zeppo"
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I stole her off the toughest kid I ever messed with back in school. He was dead at the time, so he didn't miss her. I call her Gladys after one of the sisters from school. She's almost lived up to the name.
—Marv, describing his favorite .45, Sin City
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Tip: Sorry, I've been rude. Unity? Sweetheart? I'd like you to meet Alice. Alice is a .38 Colt Commando service revolver. A classic. —Skin Horse, "Dead Dogs"
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Ramund took his great knife, —"Ramund hin Unge" by Týr
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Tonight... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful!
—Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
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Oh my God. Who touched Sasha? All right... Who touched my gun?!
—Heavy, Meet The Heavy
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Wheeljack: It's set and ready to go. |
"I know, but I already used Pointy and Stabby for my daggers, Slicey doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as well, Impaley just sounds stupid, and I think we can forget about Slashy without going into too much detail."
—Agent Foxglove, in The Official Fanfiction University of Redwall, when told Choppy was a bad name for a dueling saber, which isn't a chopping weapon.
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"Hey! Wynnona has been very reliable. It's not her fault that she jammed."
—John, Farscape "A Clockwork Nebari"
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"Hiroshima-kun was an awesome name, I like personifying things I use to kill people, that's just me."
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"I will give you a name, and I shall call you Sting."
—Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit
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Fenris: So who is "Bianca"? |