I Have You Now, My Pretty/Quotes

"Oooh, you're my wife now!"

—Papa Lazarou, The League of Gentlemen

Clu: You are a very rare bird, aren't you? Where's your disk? Where's he? Must have been so lonely out there. Tragic to be the only one.
Quorra: I've seen what users are capable of, Clu. You don't belong with them.

Clu: (Touches Quorra's hair and smells her) I've got something very special in mind for you.

—Tron: Legacy

Chaplain: Do you, Ming the Merciless, Ruler of the Universe, take this earthling Dale Arden, to be your Empress of the hour?

Ming: Of the hour, yes.

Chaplain: Do you promise to use her as you will?

Ming: Certainly.

Chaplain: Not to blast her into space?

Ming: <Death Glare>

Chaplain: <nervously> ...Until such time as you grow weary of her.

Ming: I do.

Dale: I do not!

—Flash Gordon, where the reception would probably have included a beautifully decorated wedding ham.

I know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain.
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack,
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious,
And this mountain is covered with wolves.
Hear them howling, my hungry children.

Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you.

—Jonathan Coulton, "Skullcrusher Mountain"