I Like Swords/Quotes

Fighter: So... anybody else here like swords?
Thief: You already asked that.
Fighter: Did I?
Black Mage, Thief and Red Mage: YES!
Fighter: So... anyone here like claymores, then?
Red Mage: You did that too.
Fighter: When?

Black Mage: Before the flamberges, cutlasses, rapiers, gladiuses and katanas, but after the bastard sword, longsword, falchion and scimitar.

—Eight Bit Theater, Episode 88.

"Hey! Guess what's sharper than a golf club!!" (later) "Hey, everybody! I love swords!"

—Yosuke Hanamura, Persona 4 Hiimdaisy webcomic.

"Swish swish, clang clang."

—Slim, A Bugs Life, while in the role of a sword in a play