I Made America/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Fishwife: Alexander Hamilton, author of the Federalist Papers... drenched. John Adams, doesn't return my phone calls. Can't be bothered to use a cell phone! Thomas Jefferson. Moody teenager. Washington! Are you even listening to me?!
Washington: I act as I will.

  • I am the master of all things financial!!!
  • "There is only one woman for Benjamin Franklin."
  • My face is on a fucking mountain. Is your face on a fucking mountain?
  • The whole entire "Shit Founding Fathers Say Special"

John Adams: (holds up a copy of the John Adams) Why am I played by angry people?

Hamilton: I'm only worth ten dollars?!

  • Franklin's facial expressions and voice in his Synonyms of the "Drunk" video