I Owe You My Life/Quotes

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"Thanks for saving me, mister! Can I obsess over you now?"
Strong Sad, Homestar Runner
"Looks like your new shadow pats its hair in the middle."
Cranky Kong regarding Bluster being Donkey Kong's protector, Donkey Kong Country
"A life for a life. My debt is repaid."
Shang, Mulan
"You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful."
The Squeeze Toy Aliens to Mr. Potato Head, Toy Story 2 and 3
"I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again."
The Evil Overlord List, Rule 68

Well the story is old,
It's a seventies sitcom cliche,
He thinks he's in my debt, but I wish he'd forget,

He'll do anything for me, anything but go away.