I Read That As/N-S
N
- Naked First Impression → Naked Fist Impression (likely to be a result of Talk to the Fist)
- Nanaka 6/17 → Nanoha 6/17
- Narm → Nam
- Naruto → Narutaru
- Nasty Party → Nasty Patty
- Nasuverse → Nanuverse
- Naruverse
- Nanoverse
- Narutoverse
- Near-Rape Experience → Nerd Rape Experience (An Unwanted Harem?)
- Negative Space Wedgie → Negative Space Weegie
- Negative Space Weegee
- Neon Genesis Evangelion → Neo Geo Evangelion
- Nepotism → Neopetism
- Nerds Are Sexy → Ned Ah Sexy
- Nerf Arm → Narf Arm → Ner Farm (I don't get it either)
- Network Decay → Network Decoy → Network Destroy, New Work Decay
- New York Decay
- Never Live It Down → Never Gonna Let You Down
- Never Mess with Granny → Never Mess With Sister
- Never Mess With Grammy
- Never Speak Ill of the Dead → Never Speak Kill Of The Dead
- Never Work with Children or Animals → Never Work with Chinese Amazons
- The New Rock and Roll → The New Rickroll
- The New Rickroll, Then We Rock And Roll, Three New Rock and Rolls
- Next to Normal, the Broadway musical → Next to Nermal
- NGO Superpower → NJO Superpower (the Yuuzhan Vong?)
- Ninjago Superpower (don't ask)
- Nice Hat → Ninja Hat
- Nightmare Fuel → Nightmare Fail.
- Nineties Anti-Hero → Nintendo Anti Hero
- Ninja Gaiden → Ninja Garden
- Ninja Run → Ninja Nun
- Nipple-and-Dimed → Nipples Are Trimmed, Nipple and Shined, Nipple and Dined, Nickel and Dimed (Ironically), Nipples and Dimes.
- No Communities Were Harmed → No Communists Were Harmed
- No Communities Were Haremed
- No Continuities Were Harmed.
- Nodame Cantabile → Nodame Mandible, No Name Can't Abide, No Damn Cannible, Notre Dame Cannibal
- No Endor Holocaust → No Indoor Holocaust (oh sh--!), No Ender Holocaust
- No Export for You → No Expert for You
- No Mister Bond I Expect You to Dine - No Mister Bond, I Expect You To Die
- No More Heroes → No More Zeroes
- Nom De Mom → Nom De Nom
- Non-Idle Rich → Non Idle Bitch
- Non Idle Reich
- Non Indie Bitch
- North Koreans With Nodongs → North Koreans With No Dongs, North Koreans With No Dogs → North Koreans with Nondogs (whatever that means)
- North Koreans with hotdogs
- Won't Work On Me → No Sale (as in the Wingding Eyes gag)
- Nostalgia Filter → Nostalgia Filler, The Nostalgia Critic
- Nosy Neighbor → Noisy Neighbor
- Not a Subversion → Not A Subversive
- Notable Tabletop Games → Not Tabletop Games
- Note to Self: → Not To Self, Note To Sell → Not To Sell
- Nothing but Skulls → Nothing But Skrulls, Nothing But Schools, Noting Butt Skills → Nothing but Skills
- Not So Harmless → Not So Narmless (Oh... so close!)
- Not So Invincible After All → Not So Invisible After All
- No Zombie Cannibals → No Zombie Cannibis
- No Zombie Casuals
- Numbered Sequels → Numbered Seagulls
O
- Oblivious Guilt Slinging → Obvious Guilt Slinging, Oblivious Guilt Singing, Oblivious Gunslinging, Obvious Gut Singing
- Oblivious to Love → Too Obvious To Love
- Obvious Beta → Ominous Beta, Obvious Baka
- Occidental Otaku → Accidental Otaku
- Occupiers Out of Our Country! → Octuplets Out Of Our Country
- Offer Void in Nebraska → Offer Void In Neeshka, Other God In Nebraska (He Who Walks Behind The Rows?), Often Void In Nebraska
- Heir of Void in Nebraska
- Old Man Marrying a Child → Old Man Carrying A Child
- Older Than Feudalism → Older Than Freudianism
- Other Common Music Video Concepts → Other Common Videogame Music Misconceptions ("It's all a bunch of bleeps and bloops!")
- Ominous Fog → Ominous Frog
- All hail the Hypnotoad!
- Omnomnom Frog (Ribbit, Ribbit)
- Omnivorous Fog
- Omnipotent Fog
- Omnibus Frog
- Optimus Fog → Optimus Frog
- One Up Sampo → One Up Shampoo (It gives your hair a whole new life!) → One Use Shampoo
- One Set Up Sampo
- One-Woman Wail → One Wormtail
- One Wormtail → One Wormtongue
- One Wormtail → One Woman Tail → One Woman Tale
- One Woman Wall
- One Woman Wall → One Woman Mall
- Wonder Woman Wail
- One Wonder Wall
- One Wander Wall
- One World Order → One-World Wonder → One Word Wonder
- One Word Order
- Our World Order
- Old World Order
- OneWorldOlder
- New World Order
- Only Child Syndrome → Only Sane Child
- Only the Worthy May Pass → Only The Curvy May Pass (was next to Curvy in recent changes) → Only The Wordy May Pass
- The Ophelia → The Ophiuca
- Oranyan → Orangutan
- Organ Autonomy → Organ Anatomy, Ogre Autonomy, Orgy Autonomy, Orphan Astronomy, Organ Autopsy, Orphan Autopsy
- Organ Drops → Oregon Drops
- Orphean Rescue → Orphan Rescue
- The Other Darrin → The Other Darwin
- The Other Wiki → The Otter Wiki, The Othar Wiki (and on that note, the Other's Wiki), The Outer Wiki, That One Wiki (You must defeat Wikipe-tan to stand a chance!)
- Ouran High School Host Club → Quran High School Host Club
- Our Hero Is Dead → Our Hero Is Dad → Our Hero Is Bad (now how did that come up)
- Our Hero Is Spread (on this page)
- Our Hero Isn't Dead
- Our Hero Is Bear
- Our Genies Are Different → Our Geniuses are different
- Our Genes Are Different
- Our Liches Are Different → Our Lichees Are Different
- Our Presidents Are Different → Our Presidents Are Difficult
- Our Spirits Are Different → Our Sports Are Different
- Our Wormholes Are Different → Our Wombles Are Different → Our Wombs Are Different
- Our Zombies Are Different → Our Zombies Are President.
- Oven Logic → Over Logic
- Overly Long Gag → Overly Long Cat
P
- Page Three Stunna → Return To Savanna (You mean, like The Lion King 2? Or Scarlett?)
- Pace Thee Sauna (on this page)
- Pastry Stunna
- Hasty Setsuna.
- Pain Center → Pan Central, Rain Center, Panic Center
- Pair the Spares → Pair The Spades
- Pandeism→ Pandaism (worship of pandas?)
- Pandering to the Base → Pedobearing To The Base
- Pan's Labyrinth → Penis Labyrinth, Pants Labyrinth, Pantsu Labyrinth.
- Pantheon: Shape → Pantheon: Snape
- Panty Fighter → Party Fighter (a cross between the Fighting Game and Mario Party? (So, Super Smash Bros.., then?)), Panty Finder
- Panty Shot → Panty Shit
- Panty Snot
- Pantry Shot
- Panty Short
- Panty's Shot
- Papa Wolf → Papal Wolf
- Paper Fan of Doom → Peter Pan Of Doom (while looking away a second), Paper Faroff Doom, Paper Fan Dumb
- Parental Issues → Paternal Issues (was next to Maternally Challenged), Perennial Issues
- Parental Substitute → Parental Prostitute → Paternal Pasta
- Parker Lewis Can't Lose → Parker Lewis Can't Hold His Liquor. (Just guess what it was followed immediately by on "Recent Changes")
- Party Game → Panty Game
- Passion Play → Rassilon Play → Pokémon Play
- Passive-Aggressive Kombat → Passive Aggressive Wombat
- The Password Is Always Swordfish → The Password Is Always Swedish
- The Perfect Score → The Perfect Storm
- The Perils of Penelope Pitstop → The Penis of Penelope Pitstop (don't ask. Just...don't), The Pearls of Penelope Pitstop, The Perils of Penelope Shitstop
- Paxton Fettel → Patton Oswalt
- Perky Goth → Pesky Goth (well, some Goths are pesky) → Pesky Goff (these ones, perhaps?)
- Person as Verb → Phineas and Ferb
- Pet Heir → Peter Weir (director of The Truman Show and Dead Poets Society)
- Pet Hitler
- Phone Booth → Phoney Booth
- Photographic Memory → Pornographic Memory
- Pornographic Money
- Picaresque → Picardesque → Pixaresque
- Pick Up Babes with Babes → Pick Up Babies with Babies. Fuck up Babes With Babes (if you can do that, you don't need the original one, do you?)
- The Picture of Dorian Gray + Tropes Will Ruin Your Life → This Picture Will Ruin Your Life
- The Pig Pen → The Pen Pen
- Pimp Duds → Pimp Druids
- Pimp Dudes
- Pitch Testing Zone → Bitch Testing Zone, Piss Tetching Zone
- A Plague on Both Your Houses → A Plague On Both Your Horses, A Plaque On Both Your Houses
- Planescape: Torment → Planescape Torrent
- Plato Is a Moron → Plato is a Moon
- Playing a Tree + Playing with Fire → Playing a Tree On Fire (Ouch)!
- Playing Tennis With the Boss → Playing Penis With The Boss → Playing Penis With The Boys
- Playing Tennis With The Boos
- Playing Tennis With Teh Booze
- Playing Tennis With the Boss + Playing with a Trope → Playing Tennis With A Trope
- Playing to The Fetishes → Planet Of The Fetishes
- Playing With The Fishes
- Playing To The Testicles
- Plays Great Ethnics → Plays Great Ethics
- Plug N Play Friends → Plug 'N' Play Fruits (This, Mango Nukes... I must be hungry.)
- Podcast → Prodcast → P(r)odcats
- Poison Oak Epileptic Trees → Professor Oak's Epileptic Trees
- Poke the Poodle → Pork The Poodle
- The Pollyanna → The Poochyena
- Poorly-Disguised Pilot → Poorly Disguised Plot
- Porn Stash ←→ Porn Stache, Porn Smash, Corn Stash, Pom Stash
- Portal Network + Player Punch → Portal Punch (seen on Recent Changes next to each other)
- Post-Kiss Catatonia → Post Kiss California
- Post Kiss Catalonia
- Potemayo → Potatomoto, Dattebayo!
- Powder Trail → Powder Tail, Power Trail, Power Tail, Powered Tail
- Powder Trial, Power Trial, Powered Trial (nonsense, but still…)
- Power Born of Madness → Porn Of Madness, Powder Of Madness
- Power Crutch → Power Crotch
- Powered Armor → Powdered Armor (Just Add Water?)
- Power Floats → Power Goats, Power Coats, Power Boats, Power Foals
- Power Gives You Wings → Power Gives You Wangs → Power Gives You Wangst, Power Gives You Rings
- Rings Give You Power
- Power Rangers Give You Wings
- Power Glows → Power Grows
- The Power of Love → The Power Of Lose → The Power of L.O.S.E.
- The Power of Rock → The Power Of Rockman
- The Power of Trust → Power Thrust
- Powerpuff Girls → Powder Puff Girls
- Praetorian Guard → Prydonian Guard, Pray Thor's On Guard, Pratchettian Guard
- The Presents Were Never From Santa → The Presidents Were Never From Santa
- Pretend Prejudice → A very odd misspelling of Pride and Prejudice, Prepared Prune Juice
- Pretty Cool Guy → Pretty Cure Guy
- PrimaDonna → Pre-Madonna
- Prima Donna Director → Prima Donna Doctor
- Private Detective → Pirate Detective
- Privates Detective (So he strip-searches, eh?)
- Production Posse → Punctuation Posse
- Production Pose
- Prom Is for Straight Kids → Porn Is For Straight Kids
- Protection From Editors → Protection From Elders
- Psycho for Hire + The Juggernaut (Seen next to each other on the "Recent Edits" page) → Psychonauts For Hire
- Public Exposure → Pubic Exposure
- Punch Clock Villain → Punch Cock Villain
- Puny Earthlings → Punny Earthlings (It's true...), Puny Earrings
- Pursuing Parental Perils → Pursuing Parental Penis
- Put Me In, Coach → Put Me In Couch, Put Me In Crotch
- Putting on the Reich → Put It On The Rich, Putting On The Peach, Putting On The Leech, Putin On The Reich
- PvP → PCP (Porter C Powell)
- PCP (Sorry, it had to be done.)
- PCB
- PSP
- Porn Without Plot (Nine times out of ten, it will suck.)
- P2P
Q
- The Queen's Latin → Queen Latifah, The Queen's Late! → The Queen's Latte
- Quest Giver → Guest Quiver.
- Questionable Content → Questionable Consent
R
- Race Against the Clock → Rape Against The Clock → Race Against The Cock (rooster)
- Rage Against the Heavens
- Race Against The Heavens
- Rage Against The Machine
- Rage Against The Clock
- Rage Against the Heavens
- Race For Your Love → Rape For Your Love; Rice For Your Love; Race Foe, Your Love, Race For Your Life
- Rage Against the Heavens → Rape Against The Heavens, Rage Against the Hyenas.
- Raised by Wolves → Raped By Wolves, Raised By Elves?, Razed By Wolves, Razed By Elves?!
- Random Power Ranking → Random Power Ranger
- Random PowerNanking
- Random Power Spanking
- Rape and Revenge -> Rape as Revenge (Bit excessive...)
- Rape As Comedy → Rape As Candy (Everything at once!), Rap as Comedy, Rape Ass Comedy (a subset of Refuge in Audacity)
- Rape As Audacity
- Rope As Comedy
- Rapid-Fire Typing → Rapist Fire Typing
- Rant-Inducing Slight → Rant Inducing Sight (which sounds much better, grammar wise.)
- Really Gets Around → Reality Gets Around
- Real Person Cameo → Real Person Galileo
- Recent Changes → Reality Changes, Reset Changes
- Recurring Riff → Recurring Yiff (...what?)
- We're looking at you becase you have a mental desease
- Redemption Earns Life -> Redemption Ends Life
- Redheaded Stepchild → Red Headed Stupid, Red Handed Stepchild
- Re-Ditto → Doritos (I was hungry, OK?)
- Red Light District too close on the page to The Red Planet → Red Light Planet
- The Red Sonja → The Red Sonia
- Reed Richards Is Useless → Michael Richards Is Useless, Reed Richards Is Ulysses
- Sea Urchins Are Useless
- Keith Richards Is Useless
- Keith Olbermann Is Useless
- Keith Olbermann is Obese
- Kevin Michael Richardson Is Useless
- Richard Is Useless
- Read, Richards! E's Useless!
- Arthur Read Is Useless!
- Lyrical is Useless
- Reed Snorkel → Red Snorkel
- Reflective Eyes → Radioactive Eyes
- Refuge in Audacity → Refugee in Audacity
- Reincarnation Romance → Reincarnation Bromance
- The Renfield → The Seinfeld, The Ren and Stimpy
- The Rumsfeld
- The Ren Fair
- Rental (car) → Rentai
- Report Siht → Report Shit, Reports It, Report Sith, Repost Shit, Repot Shit, Repurposed Pop Song
- Repo! The Genetic Opera → Repo the Generic Opera
- Repurposed Pop Song → Repurposed Rap Song, Resourpussed Pop Song
- Rescued from the Scrappy Heap → Rescued From Imogen Heap.
- Restraining Bolt → Restraining Boll (See, there's this petition going 'round...), Retraining Boll, Yew Ball
- Retired Game Show Element → Retarded Game Show Element
- Retroactive Recognition → Retroactive Dungeon → Radioactive Recognition (that green glow looks familiar)
- The Revolution Will Not Be Civilized → The Resolution Will Not Be Televised, The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, The Resolution Will Not Be Civilized
- The Revolution Will Not Be Institutionalised
- The Revolution Will Not Be Vilified → The Revolution will not be verified
- Right-Wing Militia Fanatic → Right Wing Militia Fanfic
- Road Show → Red Snow
- Romance of the Three Kingdoms → Romans of the Three Kingdoms
- Romancing the Widow → Romancing The Window
- Ronin Warriors → Robin Williams (At this point I think I need my head checked.)
- Rooting for the Empire → Rooting For The Umpire
- Rope Bridge → Rape Bridge (Oh my! It actually fits!)
- Rousseau Was Right → Rossiu Was Right, Rousseau Was Tight, (Vince) Russo Was Right (for once), (Ladd) Russo Was Right
- The Rule of First Adopters → The Rule Of First Adapters
- Rule 34 - Rule Thirty Sex (Rule 30 has sex?)
- Rumiko Takahashi → Ryo Takamisaki
- Ryo Takamisaki → Ryo Hirohashi
S
- The Sadistic Choice → The Sarcastic Choice, The Sad Dipstick Choice
- Sailor Fuku -> Sailor Fuck-You
- Saint Seiya → Sailor Seiya → Saint Seira
- Sand in My Eyes → Send In My Eyes, Sad Enemy Eyes, Stand In My Eyes, Saint in my Eyes
- Sanding My Eyes (because the goggles do nothing!)
- Sandy Mitchell → Saintly Mitchell (ironic of course, because the title character of that film is decidedly not saintly)
- Sanity Slippage → Saintly Slippage
- The Sarah Connor Chronicles → The Sarah Jane Adventures
- Sarcasm Failure → Starscream Failure (Yet again!)
- Likewise, Sarcasm Mode → Starscream Mode (Converts from fighter jet into snarky, backstabbing robot and back!)
- Sasami → Sashimi. Although since the person in question was from another planet.....
- Satan Is Good → Satan Is God, Seitan Is Goat
- Saved by the Bell → Saved By Zatch Bell
- Stalked by the Bell
- Saved By The Hell
- Saved By The Idiot Ball
- Stalked by Hell
- Saving Sarah Cain → Saving Sarah Palin → Craving Sarah Palin
- Scarf of Asskicking → Scar Of Asskicking, Scar of Asskicking
- Scar of Asskicking
- Scary Impractical Armor → Scarily Practical Ammo
- Schala Lives → Schala Lives (with a long i, as in "extra lives")
- SCP Foundation → SPC Foundation, SCV Foundation, SDP Foundation (How is this possible)
- The Scrappy → The Crappy (more appropriate actually))
- The Cappy
- The Scrappy + Screenwriters = Scrappy Writers
- Screams Like a Little Girl → Samus Is A Little Girl, Samus Is A Ghoul, Seams Like A Little Grill
- Screw the Rules I Have Plot → Screw The Rules I Have Pot
- Se7en → Semen
- Seasonal Rot → Seasonal Riot, Sensational Rot, Sensational Riot, Seasonal Rat, Seasonal Plot
- Second Episode Morning → Second Episode Mourning (all the characters shed a tear for the Sacrificial Lamb)
- Sedgwick Speech → Sedgewick Smooch
- Seinfeld Is Unfunny → Seinfeld Is A Bunny
- Springfield Is Unfunny
- And while we're at it, Seinfeldian Conversation → Springfieldian Conversation
- Or it could be Springfield is Unfunny
- Springfield Is Unfunny
- Selective Gravity → Selective Gravy
- Self-Insert Fic → Self Service Fic
- Selfish Server (he's only doing it for himself)
- Self Insertion Fic
- Self-Made Orphan → Spell Made Orphan, Self Made Opium
- Sempai-Kohai → Sempai Kohei
- Serial Killer Killer → Serial Killer Whale
- Series Continuity Error → Serious Continuity Error
- Series Goal → Series Goat, Surly Goat
- Seven Minute Lull → Seven Minute LOL → Seven Minute Loli
- Seven Is Nana → Seven of Nine
- Sex Changes Everything → Sex Change Is Everything
- Hex Changes Everything
- Hentai Changes Everything
- Hex Changes Everything
- Shaving Is Science → Sharing Is Science, Shaving In Silence, Shaving His Science
- Shibi Aburame → Spirit Albarn
- Ship Tease → Strip Tease
- Shipper on Deck → Stripper On Deck
- Shirtless Scene → Shitless Scene
- Or, in other context, Shitless Scene
- Shiftless Scene
- Shock and Awe → Spock and Awe
- Shonen Hair → Shaven Hair (theatre)
- Shoo Out the Clowns → Shoot Out The Clowns
- Shoot Out the Lock → Shout-Out The Lock → Shout Out To The Rock
- Shopping Montage → Shipping Montage, Shopping For Montage, Shopping For Mortgages
- Shotgun Wedding → Shogun Wedding
- Shotoclone → Shotaclone, Shot A Clone, Shotokan > Shokotan
- Significant Reference Date → Starfighter Reference Date
- Silence Is Golden → Science Is Golden
- Silent Hill: Shattered Memories → Silent Hill Shadow Mommies
- Single-Issue Wonk → Single Issue Wank, Single Issue Work
- Sitch Sexuality → Stitch Sexuality
- Skyward Sword → Squidward Sword
- Smug Snake → Smug Snape, Smug Sasuke, Snug Snake
- Or Smug Snake
- Snark Bait → Snake Bait, Shark Bait, Snark Bite, Shark Bite, Snake Bite
- Snatch → Snatch Adams
- Snicket Warning Label → Snickers Warning Label
- ...*kasplodey*
- Snatcher
- Snowlems → Snow Lems
- So Bad Its Horrible → So Bad It's Dr. Horrible, So Bad It's Qrrbrbirlbel
- So Bad It's Horrible: Wrestling → So Bad, It's Horrible Wrestling
- Socially Awkward Hero → Sexually Awkward Hero
- Social Semi-Circle → Socialism Circle, Special Sim Circle
- Sociopathic Soldier → Slakoth Soldier
- Something Else Also Rises → Something Else Almost Rises
- Something Something Leonard Bernstein → Something Something Rugal Bernstein (GENOCIDE CUTTAH!! HAHAHAHAHA!)
- So Once Again the Day Is Saved → So Once Again, It Was His Sled
- So Once Again, I Save The Day
- Sorry I Left the BGM On → Sorry I Left the BFG On
- Sorry I Let The BFG In
- Sorry I Left The BDSM On
- So What Are You Shaving?
- Spacebattles.com → Spaceballs.com
- Spam Attack → Sperm Attack
- Spain Attack
- Spam Attach (soft ch sound)
- Spice Rack Panacea → Spice Rack Placenta, Spice Rack Pangea, Spice Rack Pancreas, Spam Rice Pandora → Spam Razors, Pandora!
- Spin to Deflect Stuff → Spin To Detect Stuff, Spot To Reflect Stuff
- Spooks → Sporks
- Spotlight-Stealing Squad → Spotlight-Stealing Squid
- Squishy Wizard → Squicky Wizard
- Stalking Mission → Stalking Minion
- Staking Mission
- STALKER Mission
- Starkit's Prophecy → Sharktits Prophecy
- Starwing → Starwang
- Starving
- Stat Grinding → Start Grinding (Because You Have To)
- Statler and Waldorf → Stantler And Bidoof
- Statler And Waldo
- Statuesque Stunner → Shatneresque Stunner
- Stealth Hi Bye → "Self High Five"
- Stern Chase → Stem Chase (blame it on keming...)
- Stern Teacher → Stunt Teacher
- "Stop Having Fun!" Guys → Stop Hating Fun Guys, Stop Having Fungi
- Stop Helping Me! → Stop Hugging Me → Stop Mugging Me
- Street Fighter → Skeet Fighter → Keet Fighter
- Stringy-Haired Ghost Girl → Stingy Haired Ghost Girl
- Stripped to the Bone → Strapped To The Bomb
- Stupid Sexy Flanders → Stupid Sexy Flandre
- Subdued Section → Subdued Seduction
- Subdued Vivisection
- Subspace Ansible → Subspace Asshole
- Subtitles Are Superfluous → Subtleties Are Superfluous, Subtitles Are Super Floss
- Such a Phony → Such A Pony
- Such A Brony
- Suit-Up of Destiny → Shut Up of Destiny
- Superman → Stupidman
- Supermarionation → Super Mario Nation (We wish!)
- Super Sentai → Super Hentai (I can't believe we don't have this one)
- Super Serum → Super Sperm (or Sperm Serum—would explain why Captain America never divulged the ingredients)
- Super See-Rum (wonder if Jack would like this?)
- Surprisingly Improved Sequel → Surprisingly Improvised Sequel
- Suspiciously Apropos Music → Suspiciously, A Porpoise's Music
- Suspiciously Appropriate Music (which actually relates to the subject)
- Sweet Polly Oliver → Sweet Tommy Oliver
- Swiss Army Appendage → Swiss Army Bondage
- Swiss Army Appendectomy