I Wanna Be the Guy/Haiku

I can make it this --
Bugger! *splat* Game over. Press
'R' to try again

-- Petranca

This is a haiku.
This haiku is a Brown Note.
You are dead. Again.

—superfroggy

It does not matter
what kind of fruit it looks like.
It will still kill you.

-- Wolfman 2000

-- Komodin

-- Major Tom

Apples don't fall up.
They're more like giant cherries
or delicious fruit.

-- INUH

This video game
Despises you fervently
And makes sure you know.

—So We Ate Them

—Alex Sora 89

Now I think I´m safe
What in the name of holy fuck?!
Did it just fall up?

—Savato