Igor/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • After Igor creates life:

Igor: Blind orphans? She's evil! Which is good, but--blind, orphans?

  • Scamper's Deadpan Snarker lines:
    • "I'm sorry, I thought we were listing all your failures."
    • "..., Brian." "My name's not Brian!" "Then you must have his jar!"
    • "She must be collecting a club of flowers to beat us with."
    • "What, this isn't the first time I've chewed my own feet off."
    • "When I finally decided I wanna live."
    • "What's next; piggybacks?"
  • Brain in general:
    • "Bring me back a toy!"
    • The bit with the ribbon.
    • "Why didn't you make me immortal, I've got a squeaky wheel!"
  • The off-hand way Doctor Schnaudenfreude talks to his Igor.

S's Igor: Master! I looked inside Dr. Glickenstein's castle and didn't see anyone. But that's not all...
Schnaudenfreude: Yes it is, because your voice is annoying.


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