Imma Wiserd

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How to describe Imma Wiserd? Well, as one dramatic reader said, it's basically the gangsta version of My Immortal—or at least that's what was said. Unfortunately, being like My Immortal, Fan Fic.net took it down. It's been re-uploaded yet again and even then it was taken down. Several dramatic readings can also be found on YouTube, one of the most popular being this one.

Since 2016 a (re?)post of the story can be found here.

Tropes used in Imma Wiserd include:
  • Artistic License: Biology: Jezebel laughs so hard that she has a baby. This occurs several times in a couple of days.
  • Artistic License Religion: Hoo boy... the author claims to have talked to a preacher so he could learn enough about biblical times to write about it. He must not have been paying very much attention.
  • As Long as It Sounds Foreign: Adolf Hitler says many phrases in Mock-German, none of which are even remotely accurate to the translations given by the author.
    • "gutantof gutantof chocolate choclate gutantof" sed hitler wich wuz german 4 "i agree we shud kill him"
      • "Gutantof" is a misspelling of "Gutentag", which means "Good day" or "Hello". The real translation should be "Ich stimme zu, wir sollten ihn töten."
    • "KINDERGAREN" he sed wich wuz german 4 "deres sumden rong wit mi baby"
  • Author Filibuster: If it wasn't a Troll Fic, it would probably qualify.
  • Awesome McCoolname: The main character's full name is "Soulja Spirit Buu Jackson", but everyone else calls him "Turtle" for some reason.
  • Bed Trick: Joseph is tricked into having sex with Jezebel, which is traumatic for him considering how he is portrayed as Camp Gay and wants nothing to do with women sexually.
  • Bible Times: The main character goes back in time to this time period to re-invent fried chicken.
  • Big No:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111111" sed herman but she was 2 busy sewing 2 do anyting.

"how can dey still see us!1" sed hary pottr. it wuz bcuz da ski wuz wit and we wuz da only blak guys on da feild. "it is bcuz da ski is wit and we is da only blak guys on da feeld" i sed.

" i wuz so sad. but den one day dat all changed. all of a sudden i found out someden dat changed my life 4eva... imma wiserd."

"no" i sed "a yeer ago i mite have been a failure. i wud just sit on da porch an dreem. but now... im a frend... im a hero... IMMA WISERD!111"

  • Troll Fic: Whereas people still to this day don't know whether or not My Immortal is a Troll Fic or not, they know very well that Imma Wiserd is a 100% trollfic.
  • Unexplained Recovery: Turtle supposedly dies after being knocked off his broom by Vadermort in an early chapter, but wakes up in the hospital wing the next day and quickly recovers as if nothing has happened.
  • Where the White Women At: Turtle's relationship with "Herman".