Impossible Thief/Quotes

Red Mage: Where did you get that?

Thief: Hm? This? I stole it. From the future.

—Eight Bit Theater

Garrett: I've never robbed a god before. It'll be a challenge.

—Thief the Dark Project

Sam: You could send me to prison.

Policeman:Nice try, but we both know you're not allowed back until you tell the warden where his cell doors went.

—Freefall

Jake: Whoa, dude... Why are you naked?

Finn: (just now noticing he has no clothes on) WHA!? PEEEEEENNYYYYYYY!!!

—Adventure Time

Policeman, policeman
Help me please
Someone went and stole my knees
I'd chase him down but I suspect

My feet and legs just won't connect

—Stop, Thief!