In Bruges/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • The hotel sequence at the end.
  • Also, Colin Farrel taking a dwarf down with a swift chop on the shoulder.
  • "YOU'RE an inanimate fucking object!"
  • "Exactly when did all skinheads become poofs? Used to be you were a skinhead, all you had to do was go around beating up pakistani twelve-year-olds. Now it seems a prerequisite to be a fucking bumboy!"
  • "Of course you can't see. I just shot a blank in your fucking eye"
  • The bottle as deadly weapon/lollipop man/karate conversation on the bridge
  • "You have no idea how much shit I get from black midgets!"
    • "That's... undeniably true."
  • Ray trying to be rude to the dwarf and his prostitute while on cocaine.
  • "I don't wanna come back and find you hiding in a cupboard!" Harry's accent makes it even funnier. "'idin' in a cah-bahd!"
  • "That's for John Lennon, you Yankee fucking cunt."