Incest Is Relative/Quotes

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NO! My wife! And my daughter! And my son! And my other son who is an evil guy! And his girlfriend! And a girl from the bus! All sexing together!

Mrs. Mulwray: She's my sister.
Slap!
Mrs. Mulwray: She's my daughter.
Slap!
Mrs. Mulwray: My sister, my daughter.
Slap! Slap!
Gittes: I said I want the truth!

Mrs. Mulwray: She's my sister and my daughter!
The inbreeding takes up all of our time!
Patrice from 13 explaining why her hometown sucks

Mayor Quimby: If anyone asks, you're my niece from out of town.
Girl in bikini: But I AM your niece, Uncle Joe!

Mayor Quimby: Good Lord...I'm an abomination!
Is she your daughter or your estranged ex who lost a lot of weight?
Were your parents related? Like, before they were married?