Inherently Funny Words/Quotes
"[...] I'm at home, sitting in front of my computer in my underwear, trying to decide which animal name is funnier, 'hamster' or 'gerbil.'" ("Answer: 'weasel.'")
—Dave Barry, introduction to Boogers Are My Beat
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"He's doing a show called Nook Hour. He says the word "nook" for an hour. Is it funny? ...not at first. Then it is funny for a bit. Then it stops being funny. Does it become funny again? Yes."
—Stewart Lee'''s Comedy Vehicle
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"The young people today. They think comedy is dirty words. It's not. It's words that sound dirty. Like mukluk!"
—Krusty The Clown, "Day of The Jackanapes"
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Love Glove: I don't know what to say. |
Finn: Let's see... funny... funny... Uh, diggy-diggy? |
"'Lettuce' is not funny. 'Cabbage' is freaking hilarious. Just watch: lettuce (silence), cabbage (laugh track). Works every time."
—The Nostalgia Critic, "Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F%$# Ups 3"
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"Say it with me! Pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, pickle barrel kumquat, chimi-cherry-changa!"
—Pinkie Pie, The Last Roundup
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Scientist 1: Pickle —Scientists researching the funniest words in existence, from the Garfield and Friends, episode "How to be Funny".
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