Insane Troll Logic/Quotes
Sure, the prosecution has presented a lot of "evidence" that my client killed her husband. But, if she were really guilty, wouldn't she not want to get caught? If she didn't want to get caught, why would she leave any evidence? Their own argument defeats itself! |
Money equals power. Power equals camel. Camel equals five celery sticks. FIVE. Quid pro quo. |
"What insane breed of logic is that?" —Lorik Qui'in, Mass Effect
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Who's Britannica to tell me the Panama Canal was finished in 1914? If I want to say it happened in 1941, that's my right! |
Pippin: "If we go south, we can slip past Saruman unnoticed. The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm. It's the last thing he'll expect." |
do they shoot stuff or are they just pretty lights, it would be awesome if they shot lasers and made people explode, thus causing massive body count rise causing the taxes to rise 10 fold. my logic is undeniable. —Some troll, commenting on a UFO video.
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Susan: ...I think you've injured my brain. |
Your logic is as compelling as it is flawed. |
Red Mage: We should start with the visible sky castle. |
Red Mage: Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any given step will have no effect on the macro level. |
Okay, this is beyond evil. This is insane troll logic. —Xander, and in a later episode Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Buffy: Your logic is not like our Earth logic. |
Bah! Logic means nothing to me! —Douchey McNitpick, during Atop the Fourth Wall's "Top 15 Screw-Ups"
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Teacher: Now class, who can tell me how you find the square root of 98,632? |
Wax: Logic doesn't work on Wayne. |
Dewey: Great! Now, listen! |