Is This Thing Still On?/Quotes

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Tom Tucker: Well Diane, that last report was so good I think you deserve a spanking.
Diane: Oh Tom, I don't think your wife would appreciate that.
Tom: Haha, that frigid old cow lives in Quahog! She can't hear a word I'm saying.

Camera Guy: Actually, we're back on the air in Quahog.