JLA-Avengers/Funny

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  • AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!, and Wasp adds, "And Justice League, uh--Lambaste!" The JLA never did get themselves a battlecry, did they?
    • Nope. But it sounds like something The Flash would say.
  • And then there's Hawkeye, at the end of the first issue: "They're nothin' but a bunch of Squadron Supreme wanna-bes! Five gets you ten they're mind-controlled!"
    • Hawkeye learning quickly The Flash is not The Whizzer.

Flash: I've had a little experience with boomerangs.
Hawkeye: Aw, that woulda worked on the Whizzer!

  • "HEL-LO! WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO YOURSELF?! 'Stick to the plan,' he says. 'Observe and move on,' he says. But does he follow the plan? Or does he spend the next twenty minutes beating up some LOON in Kevlar to protect a bunch of drug dealers?!" (Shown above.)
  • In the background of one splash page we see Batman doing a flying kick straight through Vision. The look on his face is priceless.
    • From the same page: The expresssion on Plastic Man's face while Quicksilver ties his body into knots.
  • Both funny and awesome; in issue 4, Wonder Woman decides to fall back while the assembled heroes moved forward, to take on any threats from behind. Just as she prepares to battle Surtur, She-Hulk and Hippolyta offer to help her.

She-Hulk: "Hey, Star-shorts! Figured you'd be bored here by yourself so I thought I'd hang with you. We can talk girl-talk. Y'know, kicking butt, taking names, like that."

    • It also counts as a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming, as Hippolyta (from her Wonder Woman stage) also asks to join her. Keep in mind, she was dead at the time.
  • Firestorm looks a bit disturbed with Uatu looking right into the Watchtower.

I need to go to the bathroom. But what if he sees through the walls...