Jackass Genie/Quotes

Miss Rowan: Ooh, this is potentially amusing...creamy skin...haha, let's see how she likes her skin to be really creamy.

—The Official Fanfiction University of MREDURE (At an OFU, you become what you sign up as).

"You got what you wanted!"

"But you lost what you had!"

—"Friends on the Other Side", The Princess and the Frog

568. My first wish cannot be 'I wish you grant all my wishes to the spirit and letter of the wish.'

—Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In An RPG

Police Officer: Freeze!
The Djinn: Did I hear you say freeze?
Police Officer: ...Yeah... yeah! You're goddamn right I said freeze!

The Djinn: Done. (freezes the officer solid)

—Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies

3.14: Anyways here's how you play. One person wishes, the next person grants and corrupts to their own liking, then makes a wish of their own. For example: "I wish I had a car." "Granted. It's the car from Stephen King's Christine. I wish for world peace." "Granted. World peace is achieved by uniting the world against you. I wish for the secret of happiness." "Granted. You are hit by a bus."

Genies actually only know how to change men into pink haired, cock shaved poodle puppy-boys and women into Cat-morphs. Everything else is a fraud--that's why no genie actually grants the true intent of a wish.

—99 Laws of 'Morphic Transformation

Your wish is my command / Your fate is in my hand / So why have you forsaken me?!

"Speaking of wishes, you know what I never understood? Genies! They tell you to wish for anything you want, and then they add some terrible twist. Like you wish to jump high so he turns you into a frog. What? Why? Who gains from this? The genie? Where's the benefit?"

—Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb, "The Lake Nose Monster"

"No! You weren't supposed to have your wishes come true! You were supposed to DIE!"

—Aquandrius, Adventure Time, "The Limit"