Jeff Dunham/Funny

From the Christmas special, everything between Achmed, Jeff and Guitar Guy. Jeff and Guitar Guy trying not to laugh, and accidentally combining scoliosis and polio due to a slip of the tongue.

Achmed: This is where Jeff makes up random crap to make Guitar Guy laugh.

- It's made even more hilarious when you find out "poliosis" is an actual disease, though it obviously has nothing to do with scoliosis or polio.
The "Jingle Bombs" song.
Peanut on Jeff and Guitar Guy: "You are so cute!"
"They say that women age like fine wine." "...My wife's aging like milk."
From the Controlled Chaos special: Marnell using duct tape to hold Achmed's repeatedly dislocated leg in place.
Melvin on Catwoman:

I dated Catwoman for some time, but I ended up with something I had to take medicine to get rid of. AND NOW IT BURNS WHEN I FLY!

During a live show in South Dakota, Jeff's routine kept getting interrupted by planes flying overhead prompting this outburst-

Achmed: Not yet, dumbasses!