Jerkass Woobie/Quotes

"You're a bitch, but I love you anyway."

—Bowling For Soup, The Bitch Song

"I bet if he had just one friend, he wouldn't be such a meanie."

—SpongeBob SquarePants, about Plankton in the episode "F.U.N."

Ice King: "Why do people not like me? Is it because I'm a magic-user? Or is my beard too shaggy? *Sigh* I try so hard to be a good husband for girls. What's wrong with me?"

The Cosmic Owl: "Hoooo! You're a sociopath."

—Adventure Time

"You amaze me, Mike. You manage to inspire both great sympathy and rage by all those around you. Sometimes both at the same time. When you die, I hope they examine your brain to find out why... and I really hope they let me be the one to rip it out."

—Aubrey, Something*Positive.

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man

behind blue eyes

—The Who, Behind Blue Eyes

"Nobody loves me! Why should I love the dog?"

—Mikhail Korovin, Laika

"You have no ability to feel and you are going to die alone and miserable."

—Kenny's Will from South Park

"All the children here are miserable. When you are miserable, you need something that is even more miserable than you to feel good about yourself."

—Lucy, Elfen Lied

"The best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don't have one."

—Charlie Sheen

Darkened eyes you'll see, / there is no hope, no savior in me
(don't look this way, don't breathe this way, / don't stare this way, anymore)
Learned from years gone by, no one will care, / what happens to me
(don't look this way, don't breathe this way, / don't stare this way, anymore)
I'm alone in here / No more feelings
Killed my fears / Don't ask
you'll never know / you're left behind, I'll be exposed
Far away, you keep on trying... / Holding me down, breaking away,
trying to distance my life. / Not one in the crowd, but one with the answer
the one that could change your mind / It's not true, I don't need you
Don't waste your time, and don't waste mine / I'm not your friend, won't soothe your soul
And in the end you're all dead to me...

"Is it okay if I exist? *silence* .... PLEASE CARE ABOUT ME! ... Nobody cares about me... Everyone can just die."

—Shinji Ikari, The End of Evangelion

"You amaze me, Mike. You manage to inspire both great sympathy and rage by all those around you. Sometimes both at the same time."

—Aubrey, Something*Positive