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"You're a bitch, but I love you anyway."
Bowling For Soup, The Bitch Song
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"I bet if he had just one friend, he wouldn't be such a meanie."
SpongeBob SquarePants, about Plankton in the episode "F.U.N."
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Ice King: "Why do people not like me? Is it because I'm a magic-user? Or is my beard too shaggy? *Sigh* I try so hard to be a good husband for girls. What's wrong with me?"

The Cosmic Owl: "Hoooo! You're a sociopath."
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"You amaze me, Mike. You manage to inspire both great sympathy and rage by all those around you. Sometimes both at the same time. When you die, I hope they examine your brain to find out why... and I really hope they let me be the one to rip it out."
Aubrey, Something*Positive.
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No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man

behind blue eyes
The Who, Behind Blue Eyes
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"Nobody loves me! Why should I love the dog?"
Mikhail Korovin, Laika
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"You have no ability to feel and you are going to die alone and miserable."
Kenny's Will from South Park
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"All the children here are miserable. When you are miserable, you need something that is even more miserable than you to feel good about yourself."
Lucy, Elfen Lied
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"The best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don't have one."
Charlie Sheen
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Darkened eyes you'll see, / there is no hope, no savior in me
(don't look this way, don't breathe this way, / don't stare this way, anymore)
Learned from years gone by, no one will care, / what happens to me
(don't look this way, don't breathe this way, / don't stare this way, anymore)
I'm alone in here / No more feelings
Killed my fears / Don't ask
you'll never know / you're left behind, I'll be exposed
Far away, you keep on trying... / Holding me down, breaking away,
trying to distance my life. / Not one in the crowd, but one with the answer
the one that could change your mind / It's not true, I don't need you
Don't waste your time, and don't waste mine / I'm not your friend, won't soothe your soul
And in the end you're all dead to me...

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"Is it okay if I exist? *silence* .... PLEASE CARE ABOUT ME! ... Nobody cares about me... Everyone can just die."
—Shinji Ikari, The End of Evangelion
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"You amaze me, Mike. You manage to inspire both great sympathy and rage by all those around you. Sometimes both at the same time."
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