Jerry Lawler/Awesome

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  • Finally snapping and chasing down Michael Cole, grabbing him by the tie and slamming his head into the side of the "Cole Mine" over and over again. What makes this even better is when Jack Swagger tried to invoke the "touch Cole and be fired" thing the GM put in place, Jerry replies with Exact Words, he didn't touch Cole, he touched his tie. This results in Swagger giving Jerry exactly what he wanted.
    • Tops himself not physically by using Cole's own ego against him. He tricks Cole into saying no one remembered Swagger, Cole's Dragon-in-Chief, being World Champion and that being Cole's sidekick was the best thing to ever happen to him. Swagger took offense to that, told Jerry "he's all yours" and walked out on Cole. Cole instantly tries to talk Jerry down, Jerry responds by pulling him down by the tie and giving him a lecture about how all the hell Cole put him through is going to come back and bite him.
  • While his wrestling career takes a back seat to his color commentary nowadays, as a wrestler Lawler has held 168 titles. Think about that for a moment.
  • Ric Flair showed up on the old Memphis Wrestling show back in 1982, but only to face a Jobber and give Memphis fans a taste of "big time professional wrestling at its best." Out comes Jerry, under the pretense of shaking the hand of the world champion, and, over the course of a six minute interview, he cons Flair into giving him a world title match on live television. (What is it with Jerry and Batman Gambits?)