John Doe/Funny

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  • Just about all of Detective Hayes' wise-cracks are crowning moments of funny.
  • I always liked this line from the episode "John Deux".

John: I'm not hysterical - there's something wrong with me!
Dr. Arrogant: Well, I'm certainly not going to argue that.

    • Yeah John, you kinda walked straight into that one.
  • Digger, just Digger.
    • I liked it when he told John he should start wearing a cape and some tights.
  • "There are 342,204 inactive social security numbers allocated to dead or missing persons. So, I had my pick of names." So naturally... he picks John Doe.
  • I liked the scene in "Mind Games" when John realizes that dispite his knowledge of vertually everything else. He knows nothing about kids.

Frank: Don't you know anything about kids?
John: Yeah, the average ten-year old male grows 54 point...
Frank: Oh man...

  • Karen's art projets may qualify, depending on your tastes.