Johnny Dangerously/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Roman's prepared statement to the court:

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' iceholes... like yourselves.

    • Gets deported to Sweden.
      • Claims he's not from there.