Jon Lajoie

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He's pretty good at making paper planes

Jonathan "Jon" Lajoie is a Canadian comedian, actor, rapper, singer, musician and Internet celebrity from Montreal, Quebec. Lajoie first became popular through the music video "Everyday Normal Guy", in which he, in ironic contrast to typical rappers, sings about his bland, run-of-the-mill daily activities and his peaceful nature.

More recently,[when?] Lajoie made his television debut as Taco on The League, currently[when?] in its third season.


Jon Lajoie provides examples of the following tropes:

"Why does war exist? Why do we hate, why do we keep killing each other and who keeps making these Martin Lawrence movies? Big Mommas House 2? Two!? What the f--"

All the Mexicans love me down in the South America

From Colombia to Brazil all the way to Algeria

".....did I miss anything?"

  • Boastful Rap: Parodied in the "Everyday Normal Guy", "Show Me Your Genitals" trilogies, "F**k Everything", and "WTF Collective."
  • The Cameo: MC Vagina can be spotted in the crowd shots during "Pop Song".
  • Canada, Eh?: Jon Lajoie is Canadian, and while he himself is not that stereotypical, there is MC Canadian Stereotype from WTF Collective 2.
  • Cluster F-Bomb: Most apparent in "F**k Everything". Which drops the F-bomb 62 times from start to finish.

Fuck you! Fuck me! Fuck the sky! Fuck trees! Fuck the sun, I don't need heat or vitamin D!

Then I traveled in time to the night I was conceived
I met up with my parents and we hung out all night
Come to think of it, they didn't have any alone time... NOOO-

  • Gratuitous French: At the end of Very Super Famous we hear "For all you French ladies out there: Le feu sur le cheval était brisé" (Meaning: The fire on the horse was broken).
  • Lampshade Hanging: The final chapter of the "Everyday Normal Guy" trilogy, "Everyday Normal Crew."

We just a regular, everyday, normal crew
The joke's gettin' old, I fuckin' agree with you
I'm just repeatin' the same shit from Normal Guy 1 & 2
What a twist, in this one I'm rappin' about my friends too
I think this cow's been milked dry...muthafucka

So if you'll come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts
I-i mean I'll punch your nuts
Sucking them would be gay and I'm totally not gay
I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A.

  • Lyrical Dissonance: All of his songs.
  • Metaphorgotten: MC Vagina is proficient in this:
    • "My love is like lightning. It gives girls orgasms. My dick is like an airplane. It gives girls orgasms.
    • "Yeah, the Eiffel Tower is a lot like my dick, it's big and it stings when soap gets inside the tip."
    • "Fame is like a tree. It helps you get pussy."
  • Mind Screw: Visit his website. We DARE You. And in his commercial for hands.
  • Overshadowed by Awesome: his sister, Jessica Lajoie. Sure, she's good-looking, has a good voice, but... yeah.
  • No Celebrities Were Harmed: Most of the WTF Collective members are based on famous rappers, at least in their voices and delivery. For instance, MC Fatigue is Sean Paul and MC Final Verse is 50 Cent.
    • Also "Pop Song" has some the typical Boy Band stereotypes, such as the good looking lead singer, and the effeminate one that is probably gay.
  • Perma-Stubble: He's only rarely clean-shaven.
  • Precision F-Strike: Inverted in the "Pointless Profanity" video. OH SNAPPING TURTLE!
  • Protest Song: Surprisingly played straight in "Song for the Students," a song in support of the 2012 Quebec student protests.
    • Also, arguably "Osama Is Dead."
  • Red Herring: Before WTF Collective 3 was released, MC Vagina appearing to sing the chorus at the end of WTF 2
  • Refuge in Audacity: Cranked Up to Eleven
  • Running Gag: "You want some of this, Bitch?"
  • Saying Sound Effects Out Loud: "I Kill People":

Guns don't kill people
(Uh uh)
I kill people
(Chik chik)

With guns

(Pow)

Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick!
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way?
Did I choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays?

I don't even give a fuck about "not giving a fuck"
So I do give a fuck
Wait, what?
I don't give a fuck.

This must be a bad dream
Why am I still singing?
I motherfucking killed myself...

And now the token rap verse that doesn't make any sense
But helps me get a small percentage of the urban music market

"And I play air guitar with the tuba toothpaste, and I say, karate pencil case, and put it on tape."