Jonathan Coulton/Fridge
Fridge Horror
- One for the protagonist in Jonathan Coulton's 'The Future Soon', who in one verse expounds upon his desire to perfect(ing) his warrior robot race.;
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I will do my best to teach them |
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- What always got this troper is that later he mentions his crush losing her eyes in the Robot War. The war his robots possibly created. He might be the cause for her missing eyes.
- Folks, It Gets Worse than just that! By the end, he basically forced the girl he loved into marriage, entirely against her will, which is evident by the fact that he even said that " she can run, but there's nowhere she can hide when a crazy robot wants to make you his robot wife!"
- What always got this troper is that later he mentions his crush losing her eyes in the Robot War. The war his robots possibly created. He might be the cause for her missing eyes.